In late February this year I was actually almost seconds away from going ER at a school event that’s basically prom. My house is near my school so I can walk to and from there in like 10-15 mins. I spent the evening watching the My Hero Academia movie alone at the mall, before my phone died so I couldn't call my dad to pick me up and I got stuck there. Some nig stole the popeyes I ordered at the food court while I was using the bathroom so I had basically no dinner either. When my dad finally picked me up and I was back home I was in a shit mood. I was extra mad because my instagram feed was nothing but happy couples at prom, who were probably having sex right now. I spent the whole night contemplating whether I should go to the event and stab people who went to the woods behind the school to make out. There are no cameras there and it was dark. I really thought about it but decided it was a bad idea.
However, I might have gotten away with it in retrospect because on that night someone spraypainted a swastica on the tennis court and that was the talk of the school. My school is so cucked that that would probably overshadow even me going ER on couples.
