You can't fuck a girl like Chad can

[BenzoLord32]

your cock is pathetic and likely inferior. If you're a gymcel, you might have a chance, but you're probably about as good at sex as a CUCK. This is truly sad but you need to accept it already. Do you think sitting around eating Cheetos and shitposting all day while being <5'10 will allow you to pound girls the way a natural 6'3 Bronze Football Chad can? No, of course not. You will never be sexually adequate EVEN IF YOU GET TO FUCK ONE DAY

 

[Luxity]

Who said we can

 

[armis]

Size doesn't matter bro, it's the motion of the ocean that counts

 

[PectusManletScarCel]

Some of the incels here are like Ron Jeremy tbh, short, ugly, but with a monster dong
Maybe they could stuff a Stacy if they pornstarmaxx

 

[rudolfhess]

This post sucks but I would give it a pass if you weren't a greycel

 

[Insomniac]

I can’t fuck a girl at all. Forget comparing myself to Chad.

 

[Unzöl]

Escortcel to get some experience if you want

 

[Zielony4]

The cheetos parts makes it sound like you're some normie who thinks we are all obese.

 

[Zielony4]

And thanks for the brutal reminder.

 

[Evil Genius]

k

 

[retarded_dumbshit]

bad thread

 

[Hunter]

my dick is the one good feature i have. if i can actually get a foid to the bedroom then thats the easy part.

 

[Rice Cel]

Chad doesn't think when he's having sex, his body just starts pumping as an automatic reflex

 

[Cuyen]

>İmplying any incel can have sex with any female creature

 

[averageblokecel]

I don't want to get banned but if I fuck it's complicated that my cock is inferior, at least I got one thing coming for me

 

[micropenis29]

Do you think sitting around eating Cheetos and shitposting all day while being <5'10 will allow you to pound girls the way a natural 6'3 Bronze Football Chad can? No, of course not.

Nor will not sitting around eating Cheetos and shitposting all day. It never began.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

WE are inferior. Are cocks are irrelevant. Chad could have a 3 incher and she would be satisfied

 

[Mainländer]

Sex is really tiresome tbh. If you're out of shape you'll tire rapidly and even get cramps.

That's another reason I mostly just stay with blowjobs with escorts.

 

[armis]

Chad could have a 3 incher and she would be satisfied

cope

 

[Deleted member 14577]

Chad can never give her the hatefucking an incel can, Chad doesn't have decades of repressed anger.

 

[Zaetheus]

Ok bro

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

Jesus christ this entire thread is the BAD type of self hating.
"Yes, my cock is inferior, I can never please a woman!" reads like some dumb cuckold write-up. JFL @ the cuckcels in this thread.

Anyways OP you've made a lot of stupid assumptions. It's not that we can't fuck a girl like Chad, it's that they won't give us a chance to. Plenty of the incels here have big dicks, but that's not gonna get you laid on it's own if your face acts like a pesticide to attraction. Nevermind all the gymcels and escortcels, the former of which have athleticism, the latter of which have experience. Hell, there's probably a mythical big dick, athletic, escortcel somewhere.

 

[FiveFourManlet]

Who said we can

 

[mylifeistrash]

a woman's pleasure is based on the man's physical attractiveness

chad's 5 inch penis > 8 inch penis on an incel face

 

[SchrodingersDick]

see my username. I can sex-mog every chad, but don't have any opportunities to do so on account of other physical factors.

dick size is a good cope I guess.. if you ever ascend, you can be the biggest she's ever had.. You can revenge fuck her and defile her in ways she's never been defiled before. It's like being 6'8" except nobody knows you're 6'8" until the clothes are off. you need height and hair to get there anyways, so until then its.. wait for it.. Schrodinger's Dick!! ba dum ts

 

[Lord Byron]

But can Chad flounder around for twenty five seconds, orgasm before she’s even sure it’s in, then cry for half an hour and make her a world class grilled cheese?

Checkmate normies.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

see my username. I can sex-mog every chad, but don't have any opportunities to do so on account of other physical factors.

dick size is a good cope I guess.. if you ever ascend, you can be the biggest she's ever had.. You can revenge fuck her and defile her in ways she's never been defiled before. It's like being 6'8" except nobody knows you're 6'8" until the clothes are off. you need height and hair to get there anyways, so until then its.. wait for it.. Schrodinger's Dick!! ba dum ts

Tyrone?

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Tyrone?

middle eastern.

 

[Haywire]

yeah we know asshole.

 

[KilluminoidBR]

Im bellow 5' 10" but i have a big dick motherfucker fuck off

 

[masterwizard]

a woman's pleasure is based on the man's physical attractiveness

chad's 5 inch penis > 8 inch penis on an incel face

This, women orgasm just being in the same bed as chad, vaginal stimulation doesn't even do that much. They can get reamed by a horse-dicked incel and all it will do is hurt her and make her vag dryer than the sahara.

 

[everythingislava]

your cock is pathetic and likely inferior. If you're a gymcel, you might have a chance, but you're probably about as good at sex as a CUCK. This is truly sad but you need to accept it already. Do you think sitting around eating Cheetos and shitposting all day while being <5'10 will allow you to pound girls the way a natural 6'3 Bronze Football Chad can? No, of course not. You will never be sexually adequate EVEN IF YOU GET TO FUCK ONE DAY

Sounds like a cuck LARP tbh

 

[mylifeistrash]

This, women orgasm just being in the same bed as chad, vaginal stimulation doesn't even do that much. They can get reamed by a horse-dicked incel and all it will do is hurt her and make her vag dryer than the sahara.

lmao

an incel thinks he's going to win in life because he has some 8 inch dong

little does he know any woman he approaches with it is gonna be dry and "just not that sexual"

sorry buddy, square peg, round hole


of course with chad she'll wet her pants just sitting next to him

 

[Redpill Robert]

It's not about size or even "technique" as cucks think. Women are most secually satisfied when they're fucking guys they actually want to fuck. Fact.

Chad can just jam it in and nut in 30 seconds and a 'foid is still a lot more likely to cum from that than from some ugly balding cuck "hubby" that has spent thousands in cucked "sexual therapy to please his wife" trying to make his wife cum all night.

 

[ropecel_is_cope]

Im bellow 5' 10" but i have a big dick motherfucker fuck off

go er, buddy boyo!

 

[Demir]

 

[narcissist]

my dick is the one good feature i have. if i can actually get a foid to the bedroom then thats the easy part.

You will probably cum in 25 seconds

 

[Hunter]

You will probably cum in 25 seconds

assuming this actually happens id be past 1 year of nofap probably. even after the initial cum id still have plenty of fuel left in the tank.

 

[Deleted member 1410]

maybe if she's unconcious. chloroform isn't enough, a punch in the back of the head should be good while she's out. make her a potato.

 

[SwordsmanAlt]

a woman's pleasure is based on the man's physical attractiveness

chad's 5 inch penis > 8 inch penis on an incel face

This, women orgasm just being in the same bed as chad, vaginal stimulation doesn't even do that much. They can get reamed by a horse-dicked incel and all it will do is hurt her and make her vag dryer than the sahara.

High IQ.

Face rules above all. A foid will delude herself into making it work with a micropenis Chad and have a 1000 orgasms just staring at his face before she even cums once from an incel horse-dong.