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You cannot call yourself an incel unless you are a prone masturbator.

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I have been jerking off prone since I was 13. I have masturbated the traditional way before but by far (99.9 percent) it has been done prone.

I have suspected this was unhealthy for a while considering the representation traditional, manual non prone masturbation gets and how you never see or hear about anybody jerking off prone. This is just a nail in the coffin.

I will say though that it feels fucking unbelievable. A million times better than the tradition way. I also have no trouble whatsoever getting a boner and am incel so I don't really have to worry about the problems that can come with intercourse (not being able to cum) I think this definitely explains why I'm a virgin though.
 
Gatekeep harder.
 
I was doing this but quit altogether a week ago after finding out that it leads you to a lifetime supply of Viagra.
 
lol ur fuking retarded m8y
 
wtf is that prone lmao just use ur hand
 
Rubbing against a soft blanket or sheet. It literally feels better than intercourse.
no way dude

if that was the case i wouldnt even say im a incel
 
How would any of us know?
"The graph shows that 80 percent of males who masturbate face-up say that intercourse is more fun than masturbation, but only 57 percent of males who masturbate face-down agree. This indicates that males who masturbate prone don't enjoy intercourse as much as other males."

These are guys who prone masturbate and have also had intercourse.
no way dude

if that was the case i wouldnt even say im a incel
Have you tried it?
 
Bullshit,not every incel is obsessed with sex and has a high libido,some just want to have a nice traditional relationship.
 
Masturbate daily crew
 
Are you that much of an idiot? If you really think that every man in the world is just interested in sex and nothing else then you have the mindset of an average foid.
 
I suffer from Porn Induced Erectile Dysfunction.
 
Okay I just tried it with the softest blanket I have and damn, it does feel good. I fired up pornhub and started fucking the blanket, I worked up a sweat too. I couldn’t imagine doing this regularly though.
 
@Michael15651 (JFL at having private profile :soy::soy::soy::soy:) go escortcel already you dip,if you don't want a fulfilling relationship and sex is all you care about then why the hell are you even on this site?
 
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I suffer from Porn Induced Erectile Dysfunction.
Oh man that sucks. Taking a while to orgasm could be perceived as a plus. But not being able to get it up is a death sentence.
I couldn’t imagine doing this regularly though.
Why not?
Are you that much of an idiot? If you really think that every man in the world is just interested in sex and nothing else then you have the mindset of an average foid.
You're never going to get true love and loyalty from a woman in 2019. That's why what you're saying is bluepill.
 
Do you have to be uncircumcised to prone masturbate? I'm cut and don't really get sensation prone masturbating.
 
Do you have to be uncircumcised to prone masturbate? I'm cut and don't really get sensation prone masturbating.
I'm cut.

The surface you're using might not be soft enough.
 

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