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Brutal You at 16 VS Chad at 16

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You: just suffered from the breaking dick incident
Chad: just broke up with his 7th girlfriend
You: alone on school break playing video games
Chad: banged 5 girls in rotation all throughout summer
You: just got a new bike
Chad: just got his license and a brand new Tesla
You: got rejected by your crush
Chad: got sucked off by his crush in the classroom under the desk
You: just got a medal in Losery
Chad: just got promoted captain of the football team and won student of the year award
You: fake smoked with cigarette candy
Chad: just did smoke rings into a Stacy's vagina and she farts them out
You: just got a new laptop to stream but its too shitty
Chad: parents just bought him a new $10,000 PC gaming setup
You: have 3 followers on Instagram (one including your mother)
Chad: just reached 100k instagram followers and 3 million followers on tiktok
You: got a cupcake with a candle and some socks for your birthday, your whole family except your mom forgot it was your birthday
Chad: the whole football team and cheer leading squad and randoms and friends from school came to his house party and through a banger all night in his mansion
You: just went on vacation with your family to a local beach
Chad: flew to Hawaii and spent 2 weeks in the best hotels and spots there.
You: just got your 12th cavity filled
Chad: just got checked up and still have no cavities (not even one since he was born)
You: never been on a plane
Chad: has flown to 30 different countries so far.
 
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a life i could have lived
 
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You: just suffered from the breaking dick incident
Chad: just broke up with his 7th girlfriend
You: alone on school break playing video games
Chad: banged 5 girls in rotation all throughout summer
You: just got a new bike
Chad: just got his license and a brand new Tesla
You: got rejected by your crush
Chad: got sucked off by his crush in the classroom under the desk
You: just got a medal in Losery
Chad: just got promoted captain of the football team and won student of the year award
You: fake smoked with cigarette candy
Chad: just did smoke rings into a Stacy's vagina and she farts them out
You: just got a new laptop to stream but its too shitty
Chad: parents just bought him a new $10,000 PC gaming setup
You: have 3 followers on Instagram (one including your mother)
Chad: just reached 100k instagram followers and 3 million followers on tiktok
You: got a cupcake with a candle and some socks for your birthday, your whole family except your mom forgot it was your birthday
Chad: the whole football team and cheer leading squad and randoms and friends from school came to his house party and through a banger all night in his mansion
You: just went on vacation with your family to a local beach
Chad: flew to Hawaii and spent 2 weeks in the best hotels and spots there.
You: just got your 12th cavity filled
Chad: just got checked up and still have no cavities (not even one since he was born)
stupid chad worship thread, this lifestyle happens to almost no one, like 1 in 100 million men
 
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Added a new one
 
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Chad just wins
 
Incelius Savage

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Chad just wins
Alexa Demie Hbo GIF by euphoria
 
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This should be pinned.
 
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Imagine not having a proper gaming rig. Fucking pathetic :feelsUgh:
 
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At 16 I was rotting in my room playing video games coping on the internet
 
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Your mom fucked Chads numerous times yet reiterates the same rhetorical platitudes when chastising you for complaining about the futility of modern dating.


These women are whores, brother.
 
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stupid chad worship thread, this lifestyle happens to almost no one, like 1 in 100 million men
Exactly why do you fools do this. It's like dirt poor peasants lamenting that they're not the lord of the village.
 
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