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You are in a room with four people and a gun with one bullet. Who do you shoot?

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A Chad whos trying to stop a terrorist attack. 

A Stacy who has to care for her dying parent. 

An Inceltears user.  (killing it also triggers your own death)

Some random young kid who is destined to become an incel. (shooting him turns you into a gigachad)
 
/pol/cel said:
A Chad whos trying to stop a terrorist attack. 

A Stacy who has to care for her dying parent. 

An Inceltears user.  (killing it also triggers your own death)

Some random young kid who is destined to become an incel. (shooting him turns you into a gigachad)

Why isn't "myself" an option?
 
I wouldn't be able to control myself, I'd shoot the inceltears user in the leg and then stomp his/her cunt skull in while they beg for mercy
 
Some random young kid who is destined to become an incel. (shooting him turns you into a gigachad)

Obviously this one, a quick clean death is the only positive thing an incel can hope to achieve


truecel23 said:
Why isn't "myself" an option?

r/cucktears
 
/pol/cel said:
A Chad whos trying to stop a terrorist attack. 

A Stacy who has to care for her dying parent. 

An Inceltears user.  (killing it also triggers your own death)

Some random young kid who is destined to become an incel. (shooting him turns you into a gigachad)

Myself
 
Do I have a full chamber?
 
/pol/cel said:
A Chad whos trying to stop a terrorist attack. 

A Stacy who has to care for her dying parent. 

An Inceltears user.  (killing it also triggers your own death)

Some random young kid who is destined to become an incel. (shooting him turns you into a gigachad)

The random kid. I'm selfish but I'm in fact doing him a favour anyway.
 
I'd kill the Chad. I hate seeing these assholes get paraded around for stopping fake fucking staged terrorist attacks. Counter Terrorism officers are hypocrite and creeps. They terrorize their own people with DEWs all the time.
 
Kill the stacy then pretend i still have bullets left and play cruel games with the inceltears user.
 
I would go for IncelTears.
 
Young kid that turns me into gigachad lmao, so easy
 
/pol/cel said:
A Chad whos trying to stop a terrorist attack. 

A Stacy who has to care for her dying parent. 

An Inceltears user.  (killing it also triggers your own death)

Some random young kid who is destined to become an incel. (shooting him turns you into a gigachad)

Fuark tough one. Probably the chad...
Timothy McVeigh was DK and EH idol.
 
I would've killed the incel anyway for not subscribing to the volcel master race tbh
 
I’d shoot the kid probably. Save him from a lifetime of suffering while becoming a chad myself.

Next best two options are to shoot the cuck tears poster nonfatally or shoot the kid in the foot
 
/pol/cel said:
A Chad whos trying to stop a terrorist attack. 

A Stacy who has to care for her dying parent. 

An Inceltears user.  (killing it also triggers your own death)

Some random young kid who is destined to become an incel. (shooting him turns you into a gigachad)

Myself, no one else.
 
Line up the kid and Stacy, then beat the IncelTears user near death after becoming Chad.
 
All these faggots saying "OOH OOH MYSELF", why not just take out the incelqueers member. You die anyway, and you wipe one more of those cucks off the face of this planet.
 
Random kid. What kind of question is that? He'll grow up to be miserable, anyways.
 
Stacy by far

Chad is innocent and obviously a good person
Kid is innocent and has done nothing wrong. Even if he's going to be an incel he deserves a chance.
The incels tears person causes my death and I want to live so that's a no go.

The Stacy while innocent is at least an adult that has had some life and isn't going to threaten my own life. Not to mention I doubt her care is doing much for the parent as compared to professional medical care.

All that being said I'm against killing others including the death penalty.
 

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