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Discussion You are diagnosed with corona virus disease. WDYD?

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I go to all the schools in my area and cough everywhere, spit and wipe my hands on all door handles, light switches, etc. Then go to city centre and cough and touch everything but without being to obvious n all dat obviously. Then all the schools in my area get shut down and I don't have to go to school!!! :feelsautistic::feelsautistic::feelsautistic::feelzez::feelzez:

I would genuinely do this btw. I'm that desperate to not go to school. Maybe I wouldn't go to a city centre tho. Cuz theres more likely to be babies n old ppl there who can actually die from it unlike in schools.
 
Sorry u got no replies bro


I would go cough on everyone and since I am asian people would take me seriously
 
LDAR as usual
 
cough on literally anything in a grocery store
 
Buy some rope because apparently coronavirus does permanent damage.
 
Probably same
 
I would stay home from my stupid job, enjoy some nice vanilla latte, fap and sleep.
 

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