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You all should buy a fleshlight

normiesgunnurm

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It's much better than using your hand, it's affordable and it doesn't destroy your dick with death grip like fapping does.
 
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normiesgunnurm said:
It's much better than using your hand, it's affordable and it doesn't destroy your dick with death grip like fapping does.

no money and not old enough. i hate my life
 
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I dunno, but I think that death grip, rather than destroying my dick, gave me huge endurance in real sex. I am talking about 2+ hours.

Which makes me want to shoot in the head people who mock or dismiss late virgins because "they will last 5 seconds in bed".
 
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Zyros said:
I dunno, but I think that death grip, rather than destroying my dick, gave me hugue endurance in real sex. I am talking about 2+ hours.
Which makes me want to shoot in the head people who mock late virgins because "they will last 5 seconds in bed".

Why should incels care about sex endurance?
 
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Just buy a hooker
 
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incelman said:
Just buy a hooker

Are you going to buy a hooker every time you are horny?
 
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normiesgunnurm said:
Are you going to buy a hooker every time you are horny?

Actual sex with a woman can keep you relieved for 4-5 days if its good
 
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any recommendations? don't know a thing about fleshlights.
 
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normiesgunnurm said:
Why should incels care about sex endurance?

they don't, only a fakecel would, just like Zyros is. I still can't believe he is not banned yet
 
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Tried a fleshlight and it felt horrible and I couldn't cum using it and threw it away after a few frustrating attempts. I later read that you should give it longer for your penis to adjust, if all you've ever had was your hand as a sexual outlet for years/decades.
 
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eurocel said:
any recommendations? don't know a thing about fleshlights.

Just go on Amazon and buy from the actual Fleshlight brand, can't really go wrong.
 

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