NSFW "Yo you hide in that kitchen cupboard tonight " dad brought home this babe much fitter than my mom and banged her while winking at me man i still use

[MongoloidJoe]

Crouching Soldier​

Is a sexual position references by Ali G, though never clearly defined. The name suggests it is a version of doggie style done on a floor where the man is crouching rather than being on his knees.d
I escort I ordered last night was so hot, I had to do it right there on the floor when she came in and went straight into the crouching soldier when I saw her stick her thick booty up in the air.