SuicideFuel Yesterday had a first office gathering in months

[Newton the 2nd]

My subhuman social skills are suifuel. Every single foid present there, no matter how mid, had an SMV giga mogging me. There was this lesbo histrionic cunt right next to me who was objectively super dry looking like a lot of mayo cunts, but she still had soft blue eyes and a nice facial bone structure I wanted to grope her and put my willy in her willy-nilly.

thank god this shit wont happen again for a year or so or else ill rope

 

[FUCK FAGGOT LINK]

Every single foid present there, no matter how mid, had an SMV giga mogging me.

no shit. a quadriplegic toilet with down syndrome has more SMV than any man on the planet

 

[der_komische]

I hated the office, I remember thinking about committing 4rs0n just to get a few weeks off

 

[Newton the 2nd]

Do you have a University degree?

In the process of failing 1

 

[Newton the 2nd]

 

What kind of office employs you?

Insurance company

 

[Newton the 2nd]

How did you get the job without proper qualifications?

Monkey branching from shit job to shit job

 

[Mortis]

Monkey branching from shit job to shit job

Damn, you got pretty lucky.