JudeoBiden
It's judeover
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Some background, I'm a light-skinned sandcel in America, in a very white area where Irish might not be white enough. I'm moving away from here when my lease is up, but until then, I need a solution so I can be out and about without trouble. People noticeably dislike me on sight of my face. I've been treated decently up until the point they see my face on many occasions and it's obviously the moment they notice I'm not on the approved ethnicities list.
Now, I've gone out wearing a yarmulke, and noticed the effect. It can only be seen from behind, so it's people who see my back first who tend to behave better, and the fact that I noticed is proof of the effect. Some people suddenly get quiet when they see it, and watch their words. I'm also in it all the way; if someone starts shit with me, I will accuse them of antisemitism, which is technically true because sandcel, and if they start a fight I don't need to fear the law.
I wish I knew this cheat code decades ago. Who would have thought a hat could do so much good? Israel-worshiping Americans who hate me on sight for being sand become my shabbos goyim because of a hat. God willing, I won't need to wear this disguise anymore, but I'll remember it for when I'm traveling. Thank you, AIPAC, Israel, Jewish lobby, etc., for extending the protective aura I am able to enjoy thanks to this hat.
Now, I've gone out wearing a yarmulke, and noticed the effect. It can only be seen from behind, so it's people who see my back first who tend to behave better, and the fact that I noticed is proof of the effect. Some people suddenly get quiet when they see it, and watch their words. I'm also in it all the way; if someone starts shit with me, I will accuse them of antisemitism, which is technically true because sandcel, and if they start a fight I don't need to fear the law.
I wish I knew this cheat code decades ago. Who would have thought a hat could do so much good? Israel-worshiping Americans who hate me on sight for being sand become my shabbos goyim because of a hat. God willing, I won't need to wear this disguise anymore, but I'll remember it for when I'm traveling. Thank you, AIPAC, Israel, Jewish lobby, etc., for extending the protective aura I am able to enjoy thanks to this hat.