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Experiment Yakub Simulator - build your own race

Hoodpreet

Hoodpreet

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The only rule is you can only use attributes of groups as they are today, so no “*x* at their peak” or anything like that.

I’ll go first:

Looks - White Europeans. Widest diversity in coloring and phenotypes in general; everything from blonds to gingers to some MENA-passing folks.

Strength - Polynesians, specifically Samoans or Tongans. A boy born to Samoan parents is 40-56x more likely to end up in the NFL than one born to non-Samoan parents.

IQ - Ashkenazi Jews. Highest avg IQ at around 112.

Athleticism - Kavkaz (Dagestani, Georgian, Chechen, etc.). Probably the most disproportionate level of sports achievements relative to population size, especially in combat sports.

Temperament - Finns. High-trust, high-conscientiousness politeness culture, but out of respect for another’s autonomy rather than rule-following or hierarchy obsession like in East Asian countries.

Culture - Georgia (the country). Macho Caucasian culture but without the egalitarian and ascetic influences of Islam.

Thots? Also, your turn now

@wereq @Rapistcel @castaway @AutistSupremacist
 
Please don’t start race wars under this thread btw. This is supposed to just be pure entertainment
 
The only rule is you can only use attributes of groups as they are today, so no “*x* at their peak” or anything like that.

I’ll go first:

Looks - White Europeans. Widest diversity in coloring and phenotypes in general; everything from blonds to gingers to some MENA-passing folks.

Strength - Polynesians, specifically Samoans or Tongans. A boy born to Samoan parents is 40-56x more likely to end up in the NFL than one born to non-Samoan parents.

IQ - Ashkenazi Jews. Highest avg IQ at around 112.

Athleticism - Kavkaz (Dagestani, Georgian, Chechen, etc.). Probably the most disproportionate level of sports achievements relative to population size, especially in combat sports.

Temperament - Finns. High-trust, high-conscientiousness politeness culture, but out of respect for another’s autonomy rather than rule-following or hierarchy obsession like in East Asian countries.

Culture - Georgia (the country). Macho Caucasian culture but without the egalitarian and ascetic influences of Islam.

Thots? Also, your turn now

@wereq @Rapistcel @castaway @AutistSupremacist
Looks: white
Strength: nigger
IQ: chink
Athleticism: nigger
Temperament: chink
Culture: Muslim countries
 
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Looks - Dutch
Strength - Blacks
IQ - Jews
Athleticism - Blacks
Temperament - Rice
Culture - Anglo
 
Looks: white
Strength: nigger
IQ: chink
Athleticism: nigger
Temperament: chink
Culture: Muslim countries
@Hoodpreet what do you think
 
The only rule is you can only use attributes of groups as they are today, so no “*x* at their peak” or anything like that.

I’ll go first:

Looks - White Europeans. Widest diversity in coloring and phenotypes in general; everything from blonds to gingers to some MENA-passing folks.

Strength - Polynesians, specifically Samoans or Tongans. A boy born to Samoan parents is 40-56x more likely to end up in the NFL than one born to non-Samoan parents.

IQ - Ashkenazi Jews. Highest avg IQ at around 112.

Athleticism - Kavkaz (Dagestani, Georgian, Chechen, etc.). Probably the most disproportionate level of sports achievements relative to population size, especially in combat sports.

Temperament - Finns. High-trust, high-conscientiousness politeness culture, but out of respect for another’s autonomy rather than rule-following or hierarchy obsession like in East Asian countries.

Culture - Georgia (the country). Macho Caucasian culture but without the egalitarian and ascetic influences of Islam.

Thots? Also, your turn now

@wereq @Rapistcel @castaway @AutistSupremacist
If I chose Muslim in cultures is because you specified it's about current state of things.
 
@Hoodpreet what do you think
If I chose Muslim in cultures is because you specified it's about current state of things.
It’s not bad, the only contention I’d have with choosing Muslim countries for culture is that Islam explicitly states that religious identity supersedes ethnicity and nation, so Islam actively undermines racial in-group preference.

That said, countries like Bosnia or Central Asian countries technically fall under “Muslim countries” even though they don’t take it all that seriously, and I guess they do retain the masculine elements of Islam without the egalitarian dogma. So overall it’s still a good list
 
Looks: Germanic whites
Strength: mountain chechens
Athleticism: West Africans, endurance : East Africans
IQ: East Asians, Creativity: White Europeans
Temperament: Germans
Culture: Western European
 
Can’t split up the categories like this lol, you gotta pick just one
In terms of raw intelligence Asians mog but their culture dims their creativity. I want to make the distinction

Western africans are more athletic in fast, explosive type movements while East Africans have more muscle fiber II which make them better for endurance and another trait attributing to it is their lifestyle in high elevations.
 
You are a kike loving faggot for putting kikes as highest IQ
 
In terms of raw intelligence Asians mog but their culture dims their creativity. I want to make the distinction
Still, you have to pick just one. I’ll take Asians as your answer then.
Western africans are more athletic in fast, explosive type movements while East Africans have more muscle fiber II which make them better for endurance and another trait attributing to it is their lifestyle in high elevations.
Still have to pick just one, no adding new categories. West African is a better answer imo cause they have way more sports accomplishments than East Africans, especially in MMA which is arguably the most primal sport.
You are a kike loving faggot for putting kikes as highest IQ
Cope. Urbanization probably has something to do with them scoring as highly as they do, as I’m pretty sure urbanized Nordic/British IQ is roughly about the same as Ashkenazi IQ, but the point still stands that if I have to choose an average IQ for my population I’m going with the Ashkenazi score
 
Bump cause I’m bored
 
I should’ve been Samoan instead of curry. Why didn’t God make me the right kind of Australoid mutt? :cryfeels::feelsrope:
 
Looks - Aboriginals

Strength - Indians

IQ - Sub Saharan Africans

Athleticism - Pakistani/Arab

Temperament - Africans again

Culture - Africans again (who doesn't like daily tribe wars?)
 
Looks - Aboriginals

Strength - Indians

IQ - Sub Saharan Africans

Athleticism - Pakistani/Arab

Temperament - Africans again

Culture - Africans again (who doesn't like daily tribe wars?)
 
Looks:-Scandinavian/West European
Strength:-Central Asian
IQ:-West European/East Asian
Athleticism:-Western European
Temperament:-Western European/East Asian
Culture:-Western European/East Asian
 
Looks:-Scandinavian/West European
Strength:-Central Asian
IQ:-West European/East Asian
Athleticism:-Western European
Temperament:-Western European/East Asian
Culture:-Western European/East Asian
@Hoodpreet rate it
 
The only rule is you can only use attributes of groups as they are today, so no “*x* at their peak” or anything like that.

I’ll go first:

Looks - White Europeans. Widest diversity in coloring and phenotypes in general; everything from blonds to gingers to some MENA-passing folks.

Strength - Polynesians, specifically Samoans or Tongans. A boy born to Samoan parents is 40-56x more likely to end up in the NFL than one born to non-Samoan parents.

IQ - Ashkenazi Jews. Highest avg IQ at around 112.

Athleticism - Kavkaz (Dagestani, Georgian, Chechen, etc.). Probably the most disproportionate level of sports achievements relative to population size, especially in combat sports.

Temperament - Finns. High-trust, high-conscientiousness politeness culture, but out of respect for another’s autonomy rather than rule-following or hierarchy obsession like in East Asian countries.

Culture - Georgia (the country). Macho Caucasian culture but without the egalitarian and ascetic influences of Islam.

Thots? Also, your turn now

@wereq @Rapistcel @castaway @AutistSupremacist
Mog
 
Your answer for any particular trait can’t be two entirely different races, you gotta pick one
Okay for IQ, Temperament, Culture I would go for Western Europe
 
I mean you kinda just made whites with Central Asian strength. Which might be a downgrade
To be honest Central Asian strength (Dagestani, Chechen, Kakhaz, Kirgiz) are extremely great, but underrated
 
To be honest Central Asian strength (Dagestani, Chechen, Kakhaz, Kirgiz) are extremely great, but underrated
That’s Kavkaz not Central Asian. At least the first three
 
That’s Kavkaz not Central Asian. At least the first three
Central Asian strength are extremely tends to be violent. They are extremely underrated
 
Bump again, I’ll astroturf this thread for engagement if that’s what it takes
 
Looks - Wops
Strength - Niggers
IQ - Kikes
Athleticism - Niggers
Temperament - Chinks/Gooks
Culture - Honky
 
Alright, I'll bite:

Looks: Southern Europeans (Balkans, Iberians, Italians, etc.). Perfect amount of phenotypic diversity, and there is no shortage of light phenotypes either, not even in the southernmost regions.

Strength: Northern Europeans. Consistently show the highest grip strength (oft regarded as a good proxy for general muscular strength); dominant in world-class strength sports.

Athleticism - Kavkaz (Dagestani, Georgian, Chechen, etc.). Probably the most disproportionate level of sports achievements relative to population size, especially in combat sports.
IQ - Ashkenazi Jews. Highest avg IQ at around 112.
This and this, though estimates put it at ~110 (proven to be 107 by polygenic score).

Temperament: Balkan. Resilience, stoicism, and national pride are traits I have always admired.

Culture: Balkan. Very mischaracterized as "backward, clannish, unintelligent" despite being historically accomplished in science, art, literature, statecraft, and having functional societies. it certainly is not without problems, but compared with the de facto state of most Western countries, it is absolutely preferable.
 
Looks - Wops
Strength - Niggers
IQ - Kikes
Athleticism - Niggers
Temperament - Chinks/Gooks
Culture - Honky
If by “honky” you mean current Anglo white then that’s the only thing wrong with this list imo
 
Alright, I'll bite:

Looks: Southern Europeans (Balkans, Iberians, Italians, etc.). Perfect amount of phenotypic diversity, and there is no shortage of light phenotypes either, not even in the southernmost regions.

Strength: Northern Europeans. Consistently show the highest grip strength (oft regarded as a good proxy for general muscular strength); dominant in world-class strength sports.



This and this, though estimates put it at ~110 (proven to be 107 by polygenic score).

Temperament: Balkan. Resilience, stoicism, and national pride are traits I have always admired.

Culture: Balkan. Very mischaracterized as "backward, clannish, unintelligent" despite being historically accomplished in science, art, literature, statecraft, and having functional societies. it certainly is not without problems, but compared with the de facto state of most Western countries, it is absolutely preferable.
Nice. Seems like slightly upgraded Balkaners more or less
 
what would you put?
Georgian, as I did in the thread. Modern Anglo culture is soy, foid-worshipping, and self-hating; Kavkaz cultures are more masculine and in-group preferring
 
Georgian, as I did in the thread. Modern Anglo culture is soy, foid-worshipping, and self-hating; Kavkaz cultures are more masculine and in-group preferring
That's actually a good take ngl, Anglos are pretty faggy now quite unfortunate, but by honky it was a generalisation/joke
 
Looks: aboriginals
this will make them terrifying to outsiders so they will not face any race mixing and will keep pure blood

Strength: Pajeets
I like how pajeets are vegetarian it's very nice to animals and considerate to all life. It's okay to be sonewhat weaker, we have tech now to make up for it

IQ: nepalese
Lower IQ is tied to higher birthrate (even in individual cases low IQ men are less likely to be incel) lower suicide and they won't be tricked into midwit liberal feminism shit because they just won't care

Athletecism: Cubans
I like their laid back lifestyle, no need to be running around like a chicken wasting energy

Temperament: niggers
This will make sure they thugmaxx so they don't end up truecels because even ugly thugs can make some ugly shaniqua a single mother I think......

Culture: Jewish
Jews have a culture that says they are the chosen people so that's what the race should have
 
Looks = Finnish
Strength = Icelandic
IQ = White British
Athleticism = African Americans
Temperament = Japanese
Culture = Russian
 
Looks - Scandinavian
Strength - Samoan
Iq- West Europeans
Athleticism - Jamaicans
Temperament - East Asians
Culture- Arab
 
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Looks - Aboriginals

Strength - Indians

IQ - Sub Saharan Africans

Athleticism - Pakistani/Arab

Temperament - Africans again

Culture - Africans again (who doesn't like daily tribe wars?)
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