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JFL wtf

Looks like he's in some special needs centre
 
Don't judge me i'm A U T I S T I C.
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All manlets get yourself elevator shoes.
I'm gonna get elevator shoes this year!!
 
Even in 5 inch motorbike boots I’m only just 6ft and likely to still get heightmogged pretty badly.

It is sufficient to say that height matters most when running club game and clubs are a depressing place as a manlet due to the constant heightmogging by girls in 6 inch heels etc. Even being 6ft may not be enough to run club game as standards are getting higher and Chads are getting taller.

So I thought of an alternative, kangaroo game. The only place I can see this being socially acceptable is at fancy dress themed clubs but here is the idea. I go to a fancy dress club (preferrably an animal themed one or something) dressed up as a kangaroo and just jump as much as I can. I can easily heightmog the entire club when reaching maximum height during my jumps which should work in my favour.

People in nightclubs do jump to music anyway so it won’t be seen as too eccentric. However I will need to occupy open spaces so I have more room for manoeuvre but I need to still be visible. This plan may be a problem if the club is really crowded.

If you know of any other scenarios outside of fancy dress clubs/parties to try this out then let me know.
 
Even in 5 inch motorbike boots I’m only just 6ft and likely to still get heightmogged pretty badly.

It is sufficient to say that height matters most when running club game and clubs are a depressing place as a manlet due to the constant heightmogging by girls in 6 inch heels etc. Even being 6ft may not be enough to run club game as standards are getting higher and Chads are getting taller.

So I thought of an alternative, kangaroo game. The only place I can see this being socially acceptable is at fancy dress themed clubs but here is the idea. I go to a fancy dress club (preferrably an animal themed one or something) dressed up as a kangaroo and just jump as much as I can. I can easily heightmog the entire club when reaching maximum height during my jumps which should work in my favour.

People in nightclubs do jump to music anyway so it won’t be seen as too eccentric. However I will need to occupy open spaces so I have more room for manoeuvre but I need to still be visible. This plan may be a problem if the club is really crowded.

If you know of any other scenarios outside of fancy dress clubs/parties to try this out then let me know.
im 5'4" and i will run kangaroo game thanks for the idea
 
He looks like a fucking anime villain.
 

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