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Wtf my balls hurt!!!!!!!!!!

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shibo

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My balls hurt, doctors probably closed for christmas, wtf their aching i literally think i have testicular torsion......
 
drain them then
 
drain them then
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Will let u all know if my testicles get chopped off or not.... pray for me
 
on a scale of 1 to yowza how is pain
 
Punch them repeatedly.

If that doesn’t work, slice em off. Not like you needed them anyway.
 
If you didn't jerk off so much maybe your balls be fine.
 
try ephedrine or phenylephrine
 
Go ER. (Emergency Room).
 
Idk how to rate ball pain... i've never experienced a 10, its to the point where its aching and noticeable
probably not testicular torsion then, maybe you just sat on your nuts wrong
 
Well im going to bed, will update u all tomorrow...
 
wtf even is this post, op?
 
wtf even is this post, op?
@shibo is looking for advice because his balls have been hurting, his doctors' is likely closed for christmas, his balls are aching which has led him to believe he may have testicular torsion
 
this is so sad, can we REVIVE ELLIOT RODGER?
 
stop fapping NOW, go get almond milk, almonds fight cancer
 
ive been laying in bed for hours. still hurts. I HAVE A FUCKED UP BODY.
 
If your balls aren't blueish/red yet and pain didn't get to a level where you had no other choice as to go to the emergency room, then its porbably not a testiclular torsion.
 
see a female doctor if possible and make her squeeze your sack to check for cancer, don't miss this chance
 
its christmas their all closed
Hospitals aren't closed. ERs are less busy on holidays. Be smart and use the resources available to you
 
One of your balls might be twisted, if the pain level is low, but still noticeable go to the ER, I had to go through emergency surgery, worst day of my life
 

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