NSFW WTF???? Fucking monstrosity

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

I was walking to the shower when I stepped on this giant monstrosity with my right foot

This fucking Kaiju spider is the size of my thumbnail:

I've never seen a spider THIS big WTF?!?

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

@DarthBurritoBastard

 

[SCAT PACK]

Nail mogs me

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

FUCK IT'S STILL ALIVE

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

What do I do?

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

It's crawling towards me

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

Fucking hell, it's so BIG

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

IT'S MOVING

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

I thought it was dead

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

It's fast

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

Your nail is the size of a dagger. Stab it.

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

It's upright

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

Your nail is the size of a dagger. Stab it.

Fuck no nigget

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

Your nail is the size of a dagger. Stab it.

I don't want spider fluids and eggs popping out of its body nigger

 

[SCAT PACK]

Fucking hell, it's so BIG

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

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[Horatio Ludwiczek]

I'm gonna slowly open my bathroom door

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

I just need to reach out my left arm

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

Its legs are twitching

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

I'm stepping out of my shower

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

Should I make a run for it?

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

I'm out of my bathroom

 

[Trident]

Australia?

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

I don't want spider fluids and eggs popping out of its body nigger

Throw a bucket on it and lead it outside.

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

Mogged by spiders? It's over for spidercels.

 

[SCAT PACK]

Should I make a run for it?

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

I've trapped it in a jar

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

That's a relief

 

[SCAT PACK]

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[Horatio Ludwiczek]

I'll just throw it out tomorrow

 

[SCAT PACK]

I'll just throw it out tomorrow

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

Pic of giant spider trapped in jar:

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

Australia?

No, America

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

I stepped on THAT thing

 

[Trident]

No, America

probably south, the warmer the climate, the more insects there are.

 

[Icarus]

Yeah, I've never really been a fan of Spiders. We mostly just get cock roaches or centipedes.

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

You niggers (sole exception of @Aegon Targaryen ) didn't help me at all

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

Yeah, I've never really been a fan of Spiders. We mostly just get cock roaches or centipedes.

Are they big?

 

[Morphine]

Your nail is the size of a dagger. Stab it.

 

[lowz1r]

why is this nsfw

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

why is this nsfw

Did you see that fat, disgusting spider?

 

[forteanSocietySpy]

What are you crying about. Its just a spider. Its breeding season. Its harmless. Stop crying

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

What are you crying about. Its just a spider. Its breeding season. Its harmless. Stop crying

Ok grAY

 

[SCAT PACK]

You niggers (sole exception of @Aegon Targaryen ) didn't help me at all

 

[forteanSocietySpy]

You are over reacting like a woman. Get over yourself.

 

[Icarus]

Are they big?

It depends tbh. There was one roach in the garage that was absolutely monstrous. We called it the mama roach because it was so big.

Centipedes are fucking disgusting though. If you try stepping on them they won't die. They're too rubbery looking.

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

You are over reacting like a woman. Get over yourself.

I hadn't seen a live bug in YEARS

 

[Limitcel]

A dead spider

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

I hadn't seen a live bug in YEARS

Let alone one this gigantic