NSFW WTF???? Fucking monstrosity

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

I was walking to the shower when I stepped on this giant monstrosity with my right foot

This fucking Kaiju spider is the size of my thumbnail:

I've never seen a spider THIS big WTF?!?

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

@DarthBurritoBastard

 

[Scatius Deletus]

Nail mogs me

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

FUCK IT'S STILL ALIVE

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

What do I do?

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

It's crawling towards me

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

Fucking hell, it's so BIG

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

IT'S MOVING

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

I thought it was dead

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

It's fast

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

Your nail is the size of a dagger. Stab it.

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

It's upright

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

Your nail is the size of a dagger. Stab it.

Fuck no nigget

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

Your nail is the size of a dagger. Stab it.

I don't want spider fluids and eggs popping out of its body nigger

 

[Scatius Deletus]

Fucking hell, it's so BIG

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

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[Horatio Prime Kanga]

I'm gonna slowly open my bathroom door

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

I just need to reach out my left arm

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

Its legs are twitching

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

I'm stepping out of my shower

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

Should I make a run for it?

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

I'm out of my bathroom

 

[supersoldier]

Australia?

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

I don't want spider fluids and eggs popping out of its body nigger

Throw a bucket on it and lead it outside.

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

Mogged by spiders? It's over for spidercels.

 

[Scatius Deletus]

Should I make a run for it?

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

I've trapped it in a jar

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

That's a relief

 

[Scatius Deletus]

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[Horatio Prime Kanga]

I'll just throw it out tomorrow

 

[Scatius Deletus]

I'll just throw it out tomorrow

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

Pic of giant spider trapped in jar:

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

Australia?

No, America

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

I stepped on THAT thing

 

[supersoldier]

No, America

probably south, the warmer the climate, the more insects there are.

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Yeah, I've never really been a fan of Spiders. We mostly just get cock roaches or centipedes.

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

You niggers (sole exception of @Aegon Targaryen ) didn't help me at all

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

Yeah, I've never really been a fan of Spiders. We mostly just get cock roaches or centipedes.

Are they big?

 

[Morphine . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁]

Your nail is the size of a dagger. Stab it.

 

[lowz1r]

why is this nsfw

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

why is this nsfw

Did you see that fat, disgusting spider?

 

[forteanSocietySpy]

What are you crying about. Its just a spider. Its breeding season. Its harmless. Stop crying

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

What are you crying about. Its just a spider. Its breeding season. Its harmless. Stop crying

Ok grAY

 

[Scatius Deletus]

You niggers (sole exception of @Aegon Targaryen ) didn't help me at all

 

[forteanSocietySpy]

You are over reacting like a woman. Get over yourself.

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Are they big?

It depends tbh. There was one roach in the garage that was absolutely monstrous. We called it the mama roach because it was so big.

Centipedes are fucking disgusting though. If you try stepping on them they won't die. They're too rubbery looking.

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

You are over reacting like a woman. Get over yourself.

I hadn't seen a live bug in YEARS

 

[Limitcel]

A dead spider

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

I hadn't seen a live bug in YEARS

Let alone one this gigantic