Wrote a song about my Puerto Rican Tallfag Queen

[Therapywasaaste]

I wish there was a "cringe" prefix because that would work for this. It's not quite finished yet:

I don't normally like Puerto Ricans
Those people are usually mean
But there's some big exceptions
My Puerto Rican Tallfag Queen
My saltwater bean

She starts conversations with me
People don't usually
She likes country music even though it's not great
But she's more likely to date me if she has bad taste

I don't normally like them
But there's some exceptions
I've faced some rejections
But hopefully this time there won't be

I can't understand stand a thing they say
They blast that Spanish music damn all day
But there are exceptions making their way
And one in particular I find so great
My Puerto Rican Tallfag Queen
My saltwater bean

I thought a lesbian, she may have been
She seems awful close to her female friend
She sounds kinda like one but in a good way
I suspected that she may be gay
She told me no when I asked one day
My Puerto Rican Tallfag Queen
She doesn't play for both teams

Makes me feel kinda bad for all the girls that I'm sure are into her
But over all I'm glad because if she was I wouldn't have a chance anymore
With this girl I adore

I don't normally like Puerto Ricans
Those people are usually mean
But there's some big exceptions
My Puerto Rican Tallfag Queen
My saltwater bean

 

[M.Yass]

wtf

 

[Govid_Dorious]

Tallfag

Queen

 

[Therapywasaaste]

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Yes

 

[nice_try]

didn't read because writing a song for your simp crush is just cucked and pathetic.

 

[Magicmirror]

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@wereq thoughts?

 

[parzurnacs]

 

[Glerforpus]

over for puertoricancels

 

[Robb97]

I'm too aware of my undesirable genetics. I could never write such cringe. You're probably a fakecel if you still have hope.

 

[wereq.feelsdevil]

@wereq thoughts?

Abs are a bit too defined but very lovely overall.

 

[ElTruecel]

foid worship

 

[Magicmirror]

Abs are a bit too defined but very lovely overall.

 

[Therapywasaaste]

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Mommy material

 

[Youthpilled]

Meanwhile she's getting creampied by some white Chad. The brutality of reality.

 

[Therapywasaaste]

Meanwhile she's getting creampied by some white Chad. The brutality of reality.

No, u.

 

[Epedaphic]

This a friend of yours?

 

[Therapywasaaste]

This a friend of yours?

She's my oneitis.

 

[Epedaphic]

Damn, sounds like you're at least on speaking/conversation terms with her and she doesn't seem to mind you. I'm proud of you bro