Blackpill Writing your own movie descriptions

[Incel called Chad]

I had an idea for a thread, it's writing your own description for the back of the DVD.

I'll start with Shallow Hal:

Average normie gets told his interests are out of his league, guru convinces him to go for ugly foids instead.
A heartwarming story about love and the expectations and prospects for non Chad's.

 

[TypicalBasis]

Titantic

Cuck saves foid from suicide only to die because of her poor balance and spatial reasoning on floating door.

a cautionary tale about how saving women ends in doom.

 

[Zaetheus]

Romeo and Juliet:



Niggas gets cucked by God.

 

[Void]

Avatar (Cameron)

Ascend by becoming an alien chad and abandoning your human body.