LDAR Write something you will never be able to say

[Uglyme]

I'll start:

"My wife is the best cook"

 

[streetlyte]

"Blacks are net-contributers to society."

 

[Personalityinkwell]

"I'm a Chad"

 

[Comfycel]

My 9/10 cosplayer girlfriend wants to have sex after we finish watching moe anime! I'm so lucky.

 

[Deleted member 23450]

I'm millionaire

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

I’m so glad I have a girlfriend who loves me.

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

I'm a happy, content, functioning member of society

 

[streetlyte]

The Jews didn't steal my foreskin.

 

[BachusPL]

I love you

i love you

FUCK, YOU WERE FASTER

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

You can make my heart skip a beat.

 

[Sans]

i love you

this, well I can say I love someone but they can’t reciprocate it. I’ll never be able to say “I love you too”

 

[Transcended Trucel]

"You dumb bitch keep crying for me"

 

[zangano1]

I'm 25 years old (thats my limit for roping)

 

[FinnCel]

Go ER

BTW if I get warning for this, then I was right

 

[Galleo]

Personality matters.

 

[WawelDragon1683]

I'm happy.

 

[Bane of Arthropods]

i had sex

 

[Deleted member 21908]

i enjoy living

 

[Deleted member 20434]

Yeah, man. That was me in that blacked.com video.

 

[TINMAN]

"I'm proud of you son"

 

[Llama]

“I am not a virgin.”

 

[Deleted member 21514]

I'm happy

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Anything I write I'll just say afterwards

 

[Deleted member 23712]

I'm 25 years old (thats my limit for roping)

I’m already there

 

[bigantennaemay1]

"I feel happy."

 

[reallyunfuckable]

I" live in a world were hypocrisy does not exist"

 

[slecni]

Being poor is an advantage.

 

[Deleted member 21230]

"I'm so happy with my life living in a place that is not a shithole run by the mafia with my gf that loves me and a world government that is not controlled by a specific group of people. Also american pizza is the best"

 

[Deleted member 21768]

Will you marry me?

 

[Monk of Failure]

I love my life.

 

[Saigon Depression]

I love you so much, I'm so happy that you are my wife.

 

[Deleted member 24016]

my ex girlfriend came crawling back