
Sheogorath
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His face/body (aside from lacking a lower body) screams chad/tyrone to me, so if he had a dick (I'm a little unclear on that, it doesn't even look like there's room for a pelvis... very confusing) I bet he'd still get more sex than us.
Maybe there is something pelvis-liek there, he wears shorts in the box jumps vids and they have to be attached to something...
Assuming he was dickless though and literally couldn't, does the fact that a lot of foids would let him do cunnilingus on them count as sex/ascending?
TBH it doesn't seem like that would qualify. If you are a guy who never had a dick then aren't you an eternal virgin?