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Serious Would you

Would you?

  • Hell yeah bro imma choke on this bat's cock

    Votes: 51 79.7%
  • No bro I wouldnt eat tbh ngl

    Votes: 13 20.3%

  • Total voters
    64
Cuyen

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Would you eat bat soup if it's guaranteed you'll get a cute hot gf afterward?
 
Of course

volcel if you wouldnt
 
What is the downside in this?
 
I'd eat this soup just to die
 
Corona chan would be a lovely gf to have.
 
There are 2 benefits of eating bat soup
1. If what you claim is true that I'll get pussy after eating it so its worth the risk
2. If not then I'll surely get the cornoavirus and die thus liberating myself from this subhuman life
 
its a win-win if you eat the soup. If you don't get sick you get a hot GF and if you get sick you could die. Also I doubt you would get anything. It would be like saying you can get a GF if you eat some lettuce but you might get e-coli, I eat lettuce all the time with the risk of e-coli and I won't even get a hot GF from it.
 
i wonder what it tastes like tbhtbh
 
As long as I somehow knew I wouldn’t get any diseases or illnesses then yes
 
Sounds great. I either die or get a gf. Where's the catch?
 
Of course I would. I've eaten raw chipmunks my cat brought me from head to tail and I find them delicious. Why should I be scared of eating cooked/seasoned bats? That's meat.
 
This just gave me an idea for a "Fear Factor" style TV show where bluepillers and cucks compete for nothing more than kind words from a woman, and the show tries to see how far they'll go to get them.
 
So we not gonna act like he just went M.I.A for months?
 
its a win-win if you eat the soup. If you don't get sick you get a hot GF and if you get sick you could die. Also I doubt you would get anything. It would be like saying you can get a GF if you eat some lettuce but you might get e-coli, I eat lettuce all the time with the risk of e-coli and I won't even get a hot GF from it.
 
It's a win-win situation. If I die I will finally get to rest and if I survive I will enjoy my new hot jb gf.
 
There are 2 benefits of eating bat soup
1. If what you claim is true that I'll get pussy after eating it so its worth the risk
2. If not then I'll surely get the cornoavirus and die thus liberating myself from this subhuman life
 
Choking on cock is gay regardless of species, so no
 
No, bat is not kosher/halal
 
If i live i get a girlfriend if i die i get my 72 wives win win situation atheistcels are coping by saying no
 
Bat cock is based
 
Would I actually have to eat the bat itself of just drink the soup that the bat's sitting in?
 
its a win-win if you eat the soup. If you don't get sick you get a hot GF and if you get sick you could die. Also I doubt you would get anything. It would be like saying you can get a GF if you eat some lettuce but you might get e-coli, I eat lettuce all the time with the risk of e-coli and I won't even get a hot GF from it.
 

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