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Would you vote for me as prime minister? Government assisted escorts.

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As prime minister I would have big brothels in every part of the uk.

I would then hand out government vouchers to anyone that shows they can't get laid on tinder.

I would make independant escorts illegal.

Escorts must have licences and can only work in a government brothel.

The government would also only pay sluts no more than 1k a week and they must fuck multiple men a day. I seriously hate these cunts making 1-2k a day.

Rapes go down and men stop giving attention to civilian foids.
 
That upper-class slimeball Mogg is this shitty country's only chance at not being a 3rd world shithole by 2030, but sure, more socialism, worst case scenario, I can apply for a green card with asylum seeker status.
 
As prime minister I would have big brothels in every part of the uk.

I would then hand out government vouchers to anyone that shows they can't get laid on tinder.

I would make independant escorts illegal.

Escorts must have licences and can only work in a government brothel.

The government would also only pay sluts no more than 1k a week and they must fuck multiple men a day. I seriously hate these cunts making 1-2k a day.

Rapes go down and men stop giving attention to civilian foids.
i would but im not a ukcel
 
Not from the UK so no votes :(
 
I'd vote for you.
Sexual frustration needs to end.
There would probably not even be wars anymore if every man was sexually satisfied.
 
i would vote if you promise to behead any cock carousel riding cunts
 
No.
I want government assisted virgin women (dont care on looks) that will stay with me for life.
 
I want government assisted virgin women (dont care on looks) that will stay with me for life.
Government issued virgin insurance. Girl cheats on you with chad? Get a VERY large, handsome payment from the government and enjoy living as a neet for the rest of your days.
 
Government issued virgin insurance. Girl cheats on you with chad? Get a VERY large, handsome payment from the government and enjoy living as a neet for the rest of your days.
No.
Thats why i said a loyal girl that will stay with me for life.
 

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