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Would you trade places with Bruce Wayne? Become Chad Billionaire but will have to watch your parents die and grow up as an orphan.

BrianJian

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Let's take batman and super heroes out of the equation.

Would you trade places with Bruce Wayne? You will have good looks, money, a mansion, butler, power. You have options of many women, travel anywhere, never have to wagecuck.

But you watch your parents get killed in front of you and grow up as an orphan. This will also mean your siblings wouldn't have ever existed.

Would you trade places or not? Would you sacrifice your current parents and siblings to have a Bruce Wayne life?
 
Yeah I would hate to be a chad who didn't have to work a day in his life.
 
I hated my childhood,
so of course I'd trade
 
So I get to be a billionaire orphan with Chad superhero genes vs being an incel raised by a single mother in mobile homes and hearing her stumble home drunk and occasionally fucking strangers.

Gee I don't know
 
Let's take batman and super heroes out of the equation.

Would you trade places with Bruce Wayne? You will have good looks, money, a mansion, butler, power. You have options of many women, travel anywhere, never have to wagecuck.

But you watch your parents get killed in front of you and grow up as an orphan. This will also mean your siblings wouldn't have ever existed.

Would you trade places or not? Would you sacrifice your current parents and siblings to have a Bruce Wayne life?
genetics are over-rated, altering the present is always a concern with altering the past even if you aren't wiping out genelines you're still changing events which change how people develope

you wouldn't even be yourself, you wouldn't be the mind which chose to change places, so it's basically suicide, in which case no: I'd be sacrificing myself for some other mind living in my body

if however it was something like could I teleport my current mind into a 10 year old millionaire orphan with a badass butler adoptive dad then sure

in regard to siblings, someone else will probably show up similar to them, but even if not, they live on through your memories of them and you can still honor them and conjure up their spirits using necromancy

Bruce Wayne's life is really non-tragic compared to poor people who still have shit parents around abusing them
 
No because I respect my life and well being much less than I do my male familys.
 
You'd have to be mentally impaired to decline this
 
yes lol, who gives a shit about parents when you're a rich playboy
 
Yes. But i won't talk in his retarded as fuck fake voice jfl
 
yes,if I could be NT
 
So I get to be a billionaire orphan with Chad superhero genes vs being an incel raised by a single mother in mobile homes and hearing her stumble home drunk and occasionally fucking strangers.

Gee I don't know
Jesus wtf, your mom did shit like that in front of you? Your mom is a horrible person. I'm sorry man.
 
genetics are over-rated, altering the present is always a concern with altering the past even if you aren't wiping out genelines you're still changing events which change how people develope

you wouldn't even be yourself, you wouldn't be the mind which chose to change places, so it's basically suicide, in which case no: I'd be sacrificing myself for some other mind living in my body

if however it was something like could I teleport my current mind into a 10 year old millionaire orphan with a badass butler adoptive dad then sure

in regard to siblings, someone else will probably show up similar to them, but even if not, they live on through your memories of them and you can still honor them and conjure up their spirits using necromancy

Bruce Wayne's life is really non-tragic compared to poor people who still have shit parents around abusing them
Bruce is literally the same as the poor people he beats ups, the only difference is he has rich privilege and a butler who helped guide him through success, most of gotham are made up of criminals who have a similar backstory as him, they just didn't have the money or power to make their lives better, so they had to find power through crime.
 
So I get to be a billionaire orphan with Chad superhero genes vs being an incel raised by a single mother in mobile homes and hearing her stumble home drunk and occasionally fucking strangers.
this
 
Bruce is literally the same as the poor people he beats ups, the only difference is he has rich privilege and a butler who helped guide him through success, most of gotham are made up of criminals who have a similar backstory as him, they just didn't have the money or power to make their lives better, so they had to find power through crime.
I'm sure there are some exceptions like the occasional rich criminal he beats up.

I guess he does some Wayne Foundation charity stuff to help uplift some of the poor people in Gotham too, and arguably there are poor people in Gotham who find avenues other than crime to better themselves, I guess?

I can tell you though, all these goons who dressed up in clownsuits/parkas to become henchmen of Joker/Freeze, I bet they could've just as easily dressed as Bats to beat up bad guys for Batman International if Bruce had given them the chance.
an incel
raised by a single mother in mobile homes and hearing her stumble home drunk
and occasionally fucking strangers.
Why are you occasionally fucking stranges?
:chad::banhammer:
 
@BrianJian hasn't posted since November, wonder what happened to them.

Also fuck you Bruce Wayne



what kind of question is this, how is this even a question, jesus
 

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