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Would you trade in a full head of NW0 hair for 5 million dollars?

Trade in your NW0 hair for 5 million dollars?

  • I'd do it

    Votes: 18 51.4%
  • Fuck no

    Votes: 17 48.6%

  • Total voters
    35
mylifeistrash

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You'll be NW4 afterwards and you can't attempt hair transplants (which look like shit unless you're no less than NW2).
 
with nw4 I can forget about any surgery ascension as it would be pointless without hair, so no, nw0 is priceless
 
Yes bro but also no cunt
 
Yes, most sand niggers look better with a shaved head anyway, carpet hair is terrible.
 
NW0 is worth more than 5 mil by far. I wouldn't leave the house if I hit NW4 with my fucked up skull/head. I've already said I would chemically castrate myself to keep my hair so believe me I wouldn't change my mind over 5 mil.
 
Yes, most sand niggers look better with a shaved head anyway, carpet hair is terrible.
Shaven head nw0 looks good. Nw4 shaven is the same thing
 
Sure, no transplant but they don’t say anything about wearing a wig
 
I'm already bald.

Image result for kojak
 
with nw4 I can forget about any surgery ascension as it would be pointless without hair, so no, nw0 is priceless
NW3 is the limit until getting a hairtransplant can't be nw0 anymore right?
 
NW3 is the limit until getting a hairtransplant can't be nw0 anymore right?
realistically they probably wouldnt bring you to nw0 as it would require too many grafs and there is a chance you might go bald in the future, but nw1-nw1.5 is possible, the real cure would be something that can turn any vellus hair in your body into a terminal hair
 
Yeah. I’m norwood 3 right now anyways.

I’d take the money
Shave my head
Fuck escorts until the end of time
 
Wtf why would you give up 5 million for a hairline? I'd be ugly with hair or without
 
Everyone here is incel irrespective of Norwood, so why the fuck wouldn’t you take the money. Not getting laid earlier way but up 5 million. Seems like a no brainer.
 
Depends what you want from life. 5 million is enough to never have to worry about money again, and spend the rest of your life doing what you want (with a bald head).

I got into scuba recently and that seems like a fun cope, gliding along the coral not caring what the evil normies above water are up to.
 
Yes if I had the facial structure like this, sure I’ll take the money
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Does the NW4 come with a good face?
 
Yes. My face is the biggest problem. I'm ugly and incel no matter what. I'll take the money bro
 
I'm already Norwood 3 so...
 
yea im ugly either ways so it doesnt matter
 
I’m nw 7 so I can’t make a trade.
 
I'm NW1, but I still would take the cash. Then immediately get a NW0 transplant. Then force my parents and brother to retire
 
if i can still make money then the hair
 
Shaven head nw0 looks good. Nw4 shaven is the same thing
No bro it's not the same because you can still see the hairline.
 
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5 million dollars is enough to NEET until I die.
So fuck no.
 
Yea. I'm NW0 and it's over for me anyway so 5 million would be nice
 
Maybe, it's not like my hair is gonna help me get sex. Plus I going to eventually become bald abyway
 

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