Would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

[Lil Draco]

I'd guess half of the people here wouldn't even know since they don't leave their home, than die of starvation because of all the undead stacies outside their window preventing them from leaving

 

[Deleted member 1617]

I would be that retard that gets in my car and gets my throat ripped open by the zombie I didn't notice in the back seat. You know, that guy that has to die within the first 30 seconds of opening credits?

 

[Kointo1]

I'm a sheltered obese manchild so I wouldn't be able to run very fast or figure out how to survive.

 

[Deleted member 306]

We surivive inceldom so I don't see the problem

 

[Kointo1]

We surivive inceldom so I don't see the problem

A zombie apocalypse is more of a physical problem than a mental problem.

We don't have to run or brain Chads everyday.

 

[undeadcel]

LOL I would throw myself at them

 

[oilonthe-Rose]

If I got my hands on a gun id be straight out there killing some stacies before I die...

 

[Prince Of Dankness]

Hell, i would even kill a zombie stacy and fuck her both holes, then blow my brains out...that would be close enough and thats all i will probably get.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

i would let the zombies kill me just to end this existence.

 

[RichCel]

Probably. I am relatively strong, a good shot and know how to fight. Not a great survivalist, but if it's the kind of apocalypse like in the movies (99% of people turn into zombies over a short period of time), you could live off looted shit in any given city almost forever.

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

My country doesn't allow guns, unless if you live in the outback, or if you're some kind of farmer.

I'd probably stockpile on petrol and bullets, drive around my country with several guns in my loot, and eventually get myself into a ship.

You always have to be on the move, don't be complacent in stay one place forever, and this is for your safety.

 

[Deleted member 1627]

I would die by a zombie while fapping to tranny porn

 

[Deleted member 250]

I'd find a way to fuck a female zombie

 

[WarmIncelation]

I require modern medicine to maintain my living state. If society fell around me I'd be toast

So no, I wouldn't survive.

 

[nausea]

We surivive inceldom so I don't see the problem

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[Akarin]

I'd rather get killed by another desperate human being than a zombie