Serious would you suck your own penis if you could

[Lester]

I mean it technically wouldn't be gay because then jerking off would be gay, you either got a dick in your hand or in your mouth. And seeing as none of us are getting blowjobs anytime soon would you do it if you could?

(mods and IT don't kill me please)
don't even reply you probably would

 

[2340922]

Never thats faggotish

 

[LastGerman]

We need to enhance our penis.

 

[PPEcel]

I would if I could

Never thats faggotish

Not more than jacking yourself off

 

[Black pilled]

I mean it's not like I have anyone else to do it for me (foid wise)

 

[Emba]

Brutal dogpill

 

[Lester]

Brutal dogpill

Wait what? What do you mean dogpi--

oh...OH....

 

[Napoleon de Jizzbal]

Dick of most cultured man ¦>

 

[Emba]

Wait what? What do you mean dogpi--

oh...OH....

Dogs can, and do. That.

 

[Lester]

If you fantasize about this you are an innate cocksucker.

if you jerk off you're an innate handjobber.

 

[Deleted member 8884]

Nope.

Never thats faggotish

 

[Lester]

It's a whole other step to put a dick in your mouth, even if it's your own.

But logically, why?

 

[2340922]

^

It's also debased.

If you fantasize about this you are an innate cocksucker.

How can u cum in ur month thats what faggots do.
Lester ban urself

I would if I could



Not more than jacking yourself off

U cum in ur mouth if whata not gay then u have fags mind

 

[Deleted member 8353]

It's just another sort of fapping tbh. But no I wouldn't, because I'm not a gymnast and it's too uncomfortable.

 

[Akhnai]

See? And people call me a retard when i say that fappers and coomers are closeted faggots.
Now we get people sucking their own dick for enchanced masturbation experience jfl

 

[deathsh+rt]

don,t think i could even if i tried no flexiability whats so ever and a stumpy cock to add. kinda weird to even give it a try but i know there was a mens magazine in aus that asked straight dudes if they had tried and most said yes but could not pull it off

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

No, you fucking weirdo

 

[Deleted member 15737]

Volcel if you wouldn’t

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

i tried once but it didnt work

Volcel if you wouldn’t

tbh

 

[Deleted member 19079]

yes

 

[Six]

No. I don't wash it so it would probably taste bad. Also I'm not gay.

 

[TheSecondComing]

just practice on yourself broo

 

[TheReaper]

See? And people call me a retard when i say that fappers and coomers are closeted faggots.
Now we get people sucking their own dick for enchanced masturbation experience jfl

so if u have to piss and you touch your dick to aim, you're gay.
apparently there are no straight men on this planet

 

[Akhnai]

so if u have to piss and you touch your dick to aim, you're gay.
apparently there are no straight men on this planet

If you have to touch your dick to gain sexual pleasure .

Jesus man,how hard is it to rent an escort

 

[TheReaper]

If you have to touch your dick to gain sexual pleasure .

Jesus man,how hard is it to rent an escort

so everyone who fapped at least one time in his life is gay.
still no straight men on this planet.
just admit this logic is flawed.

 

[Joelossus]

No, that sounds gay tbh.

 

[Hate_my_life]

No, that sounds gay tbh.

Just sounds gay?


I dont know about you, but that's gay ngl

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

no

 

[Brainletism]

No. I don't wash it so it would probably taste bad.

Why don't you wash your peener?

 

[Deleted member 7573]

No, that sounds gay tbh.

"Homosexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction, or sexual behavior between members of the same sex or gender. "

You can't be gay just by yourself, I would suck the shit out of my dick if I could.

 

[ihaveno1]

bro..

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Yes,but i can't do it.

 

[Joelossus]

"Homosexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction, or sexual behavior between members of the same sex or gender. "

I would suck the shit out of another mans dick if I could.

Bro......

 

[Deleted member 7573]

Bro......

REEEEEEE don't put words in my mouth

 

[Deleted member 21768]

It sounds like a very uncomfortable position and I doubt I'll get any pleasure out of it.
Way too much work compared to just fapping.

 

[Deleted member 20434]

No lol

 

[Valiant Virgin]

Er...yes. I'm pretty sure it would feel good. Why do you think guys enjoy their girlfriends doing it for them?

 

[1680]

No I dont want precum in my mouth jesus christ

 

[FukFeminism]

No. I don't wash it so it would probably taste bad. Also I'm not gay.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Even if I could, I wouldn’t. Too weird.

 

[TINMAN]

I've heard that it feels more like giving a blowjob than getting one.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

I can do so already due to my yoga practice. but I will never do so. I am beyond this faggot shit

 

[Joelossus]

REEEEEEE don't put words in my mouth,give me a dick instead!!!