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Would you suck a girls ass?

If a women said you have to suck her asshole to date her (lol wtf), would you suck it?

  • Yes, the taste of Stacy shit is not that bad

    Votes: 26 51.0%
  • What I'm I a /r/IncelTears user? Fuck no

    Votes: 25 49.0%

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I would, im fucking filthy and desperate
 
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Of course. It would only be a plus for me if she wanted me to.
 
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Depends on how hot
 
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Do you mean a rim job?  Or just sucking on an ass cheek

Edit: just saw your poll. Id lick around her asshole. I wouldn't put my tongue in it tho
 
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Only if she gives me a rim job first.
 
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Battlefield3cel said:
Do you mean a rim job?  Or just sucking on an ass cheek

Edit: just saw your poll. Yeah id lick her asshole
 
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Lol fuck you dude no way I’m inserting my tongue in a woman’s anus. That doesn’t mean I’m associated with Cucktears lmao.

Edit: misread the second option sorry. My refusal to eat ass still stands though.
 
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As long as she showered and cleans her asshole before hand, I will tounge and lick the fuck outta her ass.
 
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Facesitting/ass eating has been my one and only fetish since I was around 16. I've watched hundreds to thousands of lesbian videos of chicks eating ass, I have no clue why it gets me off so much.

My wish in life is to find a cute chick with a nice ass that loves to be eaten out. I'd literally do it any time she wanted, and obviously she'd have to be squeaky clean, I'm not into poop.
 
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Not sure honestly. I've never seen a vagina (no sex ever obviously, no porn ever) outside of random roastie pics here or on 4chan. What is the appeal of sucking on it, is it like a BJ for women?
 
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KV- said:
Not sure honestly. I've never seen a vagina (no sex ever obviously, no porn ever) outside of random roastie pics here or on 4chan. What is the appeal of sucking on it, is it like a BJ for women?

www.pornhub.com is 1 click away :)
 
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If she is a virgin then yes.
 
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iiiTeMpeR said:
www.pornhub.com is 1 click away :)

Not watching that u degenerate, porn is immoral and cope.
 
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KV- said:
Not watching that u degenerate, porn is immoral and cope.

don't lie, I know you clicked habibi  :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :'(
 
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iiiTeMpeR said:
don't lie, I know you clicked habibi  :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :'(

>thing is described as filthy
>thing is associated with cucktears
>thing is against my personal beliefs to view
Yeah man of course I watched it. It was all like UGH UGH UGH STACY UR SO HOT UGH UGH UGH CHAD I LOVE YOU. MORE MORE MORE
/s
 
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I have an ass fetish (females only, sorry gaycels) so much that I can seriously just masturbate to an ass for five minutes over and over again.
 
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No, a respectable man should never reduce himself to that level.
 
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What are these questions.
 
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RopeForSluts said:
If she is a virgin then yes.

Which is 99.9999999999999999% unlikely.
 
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I wish I could downvote this.


KV- said:
Not sure honestly. I've never seen a vagina (no sex ever obviously, no porn ever) outside of random roastie pics here or on 4chan. What is the appeal of sucking on it, is it like a BJ for women?

How?
 
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not_here_4_points said:
I wish I could downvote this.



How?




Lets go down the list
-never seen a vagina in person because im a pathetic virgin
-never used porn because I both think its immoral and because it doesnt really turn me on. I avert my gaze from nudes posted on 4chan and instahide the threads.
-for fapping I beat it to my oneitis' social media, as I have been since my first ever fap in high school (i do feel attraction for other girls, but I struggle to beat it to them, likely because i ruined my dick with prone fapping)

I do know what a vagina looks like from anatomy books/sites and watching a baby getting delivered, but In those cases you don't really "see" it. However, I think r incels posts about roast beef sandwhiches give me a general idea.
 
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KV- said:
-never used porn because I both think its immoral and because it doesnt really turn me on. I avert my gaze from nudes posted on 4chan and instahide the threads.

That is very abnormal. Virtually every healthy male desires to see porn and gets pleasure from it and will override moral objection to do so. Are your testosterone levels good?
 
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not_here_4_points said:
That is very abnormal. Virtually every healthy male desires to see porn and gets pleasure from it and will override moral objection to do so. Are your testosterone levels good?

>minute facial hair since teens
>never had chest hair
>2.5 inch dick fully erect

Tbh I'm so low T I'd assume I had klinefelters if my frame and bf% werent so good.
 
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KV- said:
>minute facial hair since teens
>never had chest hair
>2.5 inch dick fully erect

Tbh I'm so low T I'd assume I had klinefelters if my frame and bf% werent so good.

I'm really sorry to hear that. Have you ever seen a doc about it?
 
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not_here_4_points said:
I'm really sorry to hear that. Have you ever seen a doc about it?

Thanks for the condolences, but I dont mind too much. I enjoy the clean look and feel liek chest hair/a beard would be irritating. No woman has seen my dick anyway, so it doesnt matter too much, its a problem for another time (if I get that lucky).
 
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Absolutely not. The cleanest asshole is still a shit-pipe.

I'd sooner suck a cock.
 
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I'd much rather that she rimmed my ass.
 
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Absolutely not. The cleanest asshole is still a shit-pipe.

I'd sooner suck a cock.

another potential cock sucker?

too much time incel leads to homosexuality theory is legit?
 
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If dat ass is phat I'll eat it no problem
 
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  1. Yes, even if it has rest of poop, everything to not be a incel, better than being incelated i would obey and accept het, suck her smelly foot, gag on it, drink her piss, aceppt her golden shower and scat,
 
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  1. Yes, even if it has rest of poop, everything to not be a incel, better than being incelated i would obey and accept het, suck her smelly foot, gag on it, drink her piss, aceppt her golden shower and scat,
why do you keep necrobumping lmao

but to contribute i would only do it for money. at least $1,000 minimum and the girl should be 5/10+.
 
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If it was my Vietnamese oneitis she definitely could use my tongue as TP
 
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If she’s clean maybe but if I taste anything weird I’m beating the bitch
 
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I would, im fucking filthy and desperate
Yep Reaction GIF by C H A R L Ö T T E


obvs has to be clean tho
 
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I miss 2017 I was bluepilled as fuck :feelskek:
 
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