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Experiment Would you reset your life under these circumstances?

Would you reset your life? (Please read below)

  • Yes

    Votes: 5 20.0%
  • No

    Votes: 20 80.0%

  • Total voters
    25
San Salvador

San Salvador

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In your new life, you will be reborn with an ability to imitate the voice of any human who ever existed and any human voice that is physically possible. You will be able to imitate their singing, speech, whispering, and so on. For example, you could sing like Freddie Mercury or speak like Morgan Freeman, and your voice will be literally indistinguishable from theirs.

You will also be born in any country of your choice. When you answer yes, your past life will be immediately wiped from this timeline, and your parents would live without ever having you. You will be reborn at that exact moment, i.e. 2018.

However, in your new life, you will have @knajjd 's height, St. BO2cel's (peace be upon Him) facial structure, @Zyros 's frame, @outherebrothers 's penis, you will start balding in your teens, and you will be a curry.
 
Voice isnt that important lol
 
You will be reborn at that exact moment, i.e. 2018
Nothankyou
 
You could become a famous vocalist and get status.
Not as a 5'2 curry dicklet framelet 1/10

They might like my voice but I wouldnt be getting fucking laid.
 
You could become a famous vocalist and get status.

I think you're overestimating status. Verne Troyer had status as a weird tiny man. And he drank himself to death. It's tough to think about, but there's people out there with status that aren't getting much out of it.
 
Nah. I don't want it. I am better with LDAR'ing.
 
Wtf, it doesn’t even matter how rich and famous you are if you’re that ugly, curry, dickcel, heightcel, and bald. Life’s not even with living at that point, you couldn’t even ENJOY/ feel sex if you were ever even lucky enough to get it
 
it doesn’t even matter how rich and famous you are if you’re that ugly, curry, dickcel, heightcel, and bald. Life’s not even with living at that point
 
So I would basically have all of the most famous singers' voices?!
That would make me rich...
 
Wtf no. Height is the most important. I'd probably be highly suicidal if I was reborn as a 5'2 manlet.
 

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