KingOfRome
Buff Auschwitz Escapee
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Consider your options carefully
Protip: If you did well enough as a standard legionary to serve the Emperor as a bodyguard, you're probably pretty Chad in the first place.low iq if you don't want to be a Praetorian
two birds with one stoneProtip: If you did well enough as a standard legionary to serve the Emperor as a bodyguard, you're probably pretty Chad in the first place.
Chad is veeeery tempting, but I have always wanted a sex slave.
Chad is veeeery tempting, but I have always wanted a sex slave.
Having a looksmatched gf who loves you for who you are would be the best thing ever, I'd be filled with joy every day live life to the fullest, she'd be happy that she struck gold tbh.