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Would you rather...

Would you rather...

  • Become a Chad

    Votes: 16 27.1%
  • Own a lobotomized Stacy slave

    Votes: 6 10.2%
  • Have a looksmatched femoid gf who loves you for who you are and always will

    Votes: 19 32.2%
  • Rope

    Votes: 6 10.2%
  • Serve glorious Augustus Caesar as a Praetorian

    Votes: 12 20.3%

  • Total voters
    59
KingOfRome

KingOfRome

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Consider your options carefully
 
JFL at not taking the chance to serve the magnificent empire of Rome.
 
low iq if you don't want to be a Praetorian
 
Chad is veeeery tempting, but I have always wanted a sex slave.
 
Only ever wanted my looksmatch brah
 
Ave, true to Caesar.
 
low iq if you don't want to be a Praetorian
Protip: If you did well enough as a standard legionary to serve the Emperor as a bodyguard, you're probably pretty Chad in the first place.
 
Protip: If you did well enough as a standard legionary to serve the Emperor as a bodyguard, you're probably pretty Chad in the first place.
two birds with one stone
 
I would want someone to be with me forever over having some whore lust for me for an hour and ignore me for the rest.
 
Caesar is the true answer if you think about it.
 
3rd option. Looksmatched GF.
 
looksmatch???? Change that to below average looking and you got a deal
 
Having a looksmatched gf who loves you for who you are would be the best thing ever, I'd be filled with joy every day live life to the fullest, she'd be happy that she struck gold tbh.
 
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The only standards I have is for a woman to be white and skinny. I don't care if she's a mental retard.

I also will consider a skinny asian with big tits.

In general a woman who loves me and will always be with me and love who I am will be the greatest thing that could ever happen to me.
 
As a prateoriAn in augustus ceasers army you will have the status,money,women of your choosing JFL IF YOU ARENT ROMEMAXXING
 
JFL if you aren't Praetorianmaxxing in 31 BC.
 
Having a looksmatched gf who loves you for who you are would be the best thing ever, I'd be filled with joy every day live life to the fullest, she'd be happy that she struck gold tbh.

for sub8 this only happens if you are about 8 inches taller than her and have at least one other male to dominate or belittle. just saying.
 
1470478400 road trip2

Hail Caesar the emperor of the omniverse
 
Voted for a looksmatched gf that loves me for who I am, because I'm very low T.
 
Be chad and slay
 
Sleep as a incel and wake up as a Chad. In a different body different ID with a different mindset , different location and with money with all my memories. And younger of course....:feelsrope:I would even find my old body and destroy it so he would never existed.
 
Become chad, because top tier genetics leads to better brain chemistry and physical health

 

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