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Discussion Would you rather pick 1 hour freedom (Chad life) or 50 years more slavery/prison (incel life)

1 hour freedom or 50 years slavery/prison

  • 1 hour freedom

    Votes: 18 60.0%
  • 50 years slavery/prison

    Votes: 12 40.0%

  • Total voters
    30
Ephialtes

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The ultimate blackpill dilemma.
Imagine you get to choose between:
-1 hour of pure freedom as a chad. 6'4, god-tier face, 8x6 dick, sex with 10/10 Stacies on demand, effortless bliss for 60 minutes
-50 years of slavery/prison as an incel. Basically your current life extended to 50 more years. Endless LDAR, the default prison sentence we're all serving.

Chad life is the blackpill heaven we all fantasize about but never touch. Tasting the halo for 1 hour would be enough to shatter your soul forever. 50 years is at least familiar rot.

So which one would you choose?
 
I'd pick 50 more years of this 1 hour as Chad isn't enough and i'd be even more depressed when i lose it.
 
I won't do anything in just 1 hour, but it's a free fast death chance, so easy choice.
 
Be the same or finally get the courage to rope
 
If i die after the one Chad hour expires yes
 
If i die after the one Chad hour expires yes
No you wouldn't die. You get the taste of Chad and then get it taken away forever. You go back to your regular life after the Chad hour
 
No you wouldn't die. You get the taste of Chad and then get it taken away forever. You go back to your regular life after the Chad hour
It's not that much of a good deal then
Though in the end it's still better than 50 more years of inceldom tbh
 
1 hour is literally nothing
 
Honestly, 50 more years of hell seems worse of a deal to me
 

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