Experiment Would you rather have sex once, or a girlfriend?

[Masterkief9]

A.) sex is one time deal (2 hours or until you bust, whichever comes first). She is a virgin 18 year old Stacy.

B.) girlfriend is 1 point above your looksmatch. She’s a virgin BUT you can never have sex with her. She has a condition where her vaginas is far too small for anyone to stick their dick in. You can maybe fit the tip of your pinky finger in but that’s it.(if your dick is that big, then fine, you’re an exception). You can do anything else except sex.


Which do you choose and why

 

[Gremlincel]

Another nominee for my Top 10 Incels.me threads of all time, excellent.

 

[Hunter]

b. my girths oversized so it probably wont be able to fit in if i pick a anyway.

 

[PersonalityChad]

Brutal choice. But i'm going with B

 

[Spite]

D.) It's over

 

[Existentialcel]

B, unlimited blowjobs trumps having sex one time with a virgin

 

[UBERCEL]

B, we can all jack off, we want love

 

[Masterkief9]

b. my girths oversized so it probably wont be able to fit in if i pick a anyway.

B, unlimited blowjobs trumps having sex one time with a virgin

its not unlimited, she could still breakup with you down the road, or vice versa.

B, we can all jack off, we want love

cope

do you even know what celibate means?

 

[TheNEET]

B
sex is not that important and there's less possibility that she'd be a slut (I guess she can whore around giving handjobs, but it's unlikely)

 

[Felix97]

B) 1 point above my looksmatch should be stacy lite or smth. Don‘t care about her little vagina, aslong she gives me BJs and cuddles with me etc.

 

[takERisks]

A. Just cause I'm beta why should I have to have an asexual partner

 

[VST]

A.) sex is one time deal (2 hours or until you bust, whichever comes first). She is a virgin 18 year old Stacy.

B.) girlfriend is 1 point above your looksmatch. She’s a virgin BUT you can never have sex with her. She has a condition where her vaginas is far too small for anyone to stick their dick in. You can maybe fit the tip of your pinky finger in but that’s it.(if your dick is that big, then fine, you’re an exception). You can do anything else except sex.


Which do you choose and why

Girlfriend tbh,

 

[Lubricure]

its not unlimited, she could still breakup with you down the road, or vice versa.

For the reason that is not unlimited and could break up with me, I would choose A). In my opinion makes little sense getting in a relationship where I don't control my girlfriend's sexuality. I would feel cucked somehow.

 

[SwordsmanAlt]

B, unlimited blowjobs trumps having sex one time with a virgin

 

[Deleted member 8353]

B

If my sexual urges get too strong, I can always just fap anyways. I can't do that with loneliness.

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

B) 1 point above my looksmatch should be stacy lite or smth. Don‘t care about her little vagina, aslong she gives me BJs and cuddles with me etc.

So you’re a 7/10?

 

[Bagelcel]

@Raiden found your perfect woman on option B

 

[Felix97]

So you’re a 7/10?

Isnt stacy lite 7/10 or 7.5/10?

 

[Modus Coperandi]

foids have more holes than one, you know?
ultra low iq thread

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

Isnt stacy lite 7/10 or 7.5/10?

So you’re a 6?

 

[Deleted member 7448]

A, having a grillfriend, even normal, would be torture. Having to do shit, go to places with her, buy her shit. No thanks.

 

[Curious0]

A

 

[Felix97]

So you’re a 6?

That‘ how a few people rated me here, but it doesn‘t matter since im ethnic and also not NT

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

B, because you can't have a family with either of them anyway, so you only lose the sensation of sex, not anything else associated with it

i like (the idea of) outercourse anyway, with a well filled-out woman it must be heaven

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

That‘ how a few people rated me here, but it doesn‘t matter since im ethnic and also not NT

Are you autistic or just super high inhib?

 

[Felix97]

Are you autistic or just super high inhib?

High inhib, socially awkward. Monotonous slow talking voice which makes people go asleep. No social circle, because of the reasons stated above. I can‘t even hold a proper conversation JFL. It‘s over

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

High inhib, socially awkward. Monotonous slow talking voice which makes people go asleep. No social circle, because of the reasons stated above. I can‘t even hold a proper conversation JFL. It‘s over

It’s not over man, these are things you can work on, count yourself lucky it’s not physical because that’s a real death sentence.

 

[Felix97]

It’s not over man, these are things you can work on, count yourself lucky it’s not physical because that’s a real death sentence.

NTmaxxing is so hard. Once you‘re caught in my vicious circle, you might be stucked in it forever. I think it‘d be easier to get surgeries and fix my flaws, so I can run just be Chad game.

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

NTmaxxing is so hard. Once you‘re caught in my vicious circle, you might be stucked in it forever. I think it‘d be easier to get surgeries and fix my flaws, so I can run just be Chad game.

If you’re starting out from a 6 then hopefully you can reach Chadlite status from surgery. Good luck!

 

[Izayacel]

B, unlimited blowjobs trumps having sex one time with a virgin

high iq

yea then b , i can fuck her anal anyways ( you didnt mention asshole props ) or she blows me

 

[Zaetheus]

B) Ass for days. Also, love and affection.

 

[Felix97]

If you’re starting out from a 6 then hopefully you can reach Chadlite status from surgery. Good luck!

Ty boyo

 

[uglylifematters]

option b no question.

i'm only about 4 inches so i'll have no problem with her.

that feeling when being a dickcel comes in handy for hypothetical questions

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

the difference between 2 people being friends or lovers is sex.

 

[Masterkief9]

B) 1 point above my looksmatch should be stacy lite or smth. Don‘t care about her little vagina, aslong she gives me BJs and cuddles with me etc.

so then youre a normie?

foids have more holes than one, you know?
ultra low iq thread

yeah, but how badly do you want sex vs a blowjob? or anal? and with a stacy vs a becky
4

option b no question.

i'm only about 4 inches so i'll have no problem with her.

that feeling when being a dickcel comes in handy for hypothetical questions

inches wouldn't fit. its shallow (~0.5-1 inch) and very tight (~1.5-2 inch girth would fit). I'm saying only micropenis would fit

 

[King_of_Beggars]

Obviously B you can always just fap or just fuck escorts on the side

 

[Mickeyonacid]

B

If my sexual urges get too strong, I can always just fap anyways. I can't do that with loneliness.

You can't jack off your heart

 

[CopingGymcel]

What kind of stupid question is that?

 

[Felix97]

so then youre a normie?

The answer is in this thread

 

[Mongolianwizard]

I don't desire sex at all, so having sex once is moot. If I wanted sex I could bust a fat one in my onahole.
I'll go with girlfriend.

 

[deepthroat]

A of course. This scenario is impossible. Girl from B could get easy plastic surgery. I would bang that Stacy way she would never forget it.

 

[Limerencel]

Easy. I'll take option 2, the girlfriend.

 

[virgin4life]

the difference between 2 people being friends or lovers is sex.

Absolutely true! Therefore only A for me.

 

[Limerencel]

cope
do you even know what celibate means?

If you just want sex, you can visit a hooker. However, for an incel, the validation and REAL affection that comes from a romantic relationship is an unobtanium.

 

[Deleted member 250]

B) Anal and blowjobs

plus she can just get surgery to fix her condition

 

[CostaTheCrazyGreek]

is there an option C??

 

[FiveFourManlet]

B

 

[AfrikanCel]

I would go raw in that virgin 18 year old stacy.

 

[AmeriCel64]

B, we all need love. Porn is always there for us.

 

[ihavenoclue]

Girlfriend. Easy