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Would you rather have a...

Would you rather have a...

  • Nice face, but be short and have a small dick

    Votes: 18 85.7%
  • Tall height, but have an ugly face and small dick

    Votes: 1 4.8%
  • Large dick, but be short and have an ugly face

    Votes: 2 9.5%

  • Total voters
    21
BakaHapa

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  1. Nice face, be short, small dick
  2. Ugly face, be tall, small dick
  3. Ugly face, be short, large dick
 
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Nice face, be short, small dick
 
Grotesque

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F A C E
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Crustaciouse

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I'm pretty tall and have an average dick but my face has allways burdened me, so I would definitely chose the face.
 
BakaHapa

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I'd pick the nice face.
 
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Chad or nothing
 
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BakaHapa said:
  1. Nice face, be short, small dick
  2. Ugly face, be tall, small dick
  3. Ugly face, be short, large dick

I am actually 3. I would rather be 1.
 
jagged0

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Horrible choices, might as well pick 1 since I lived 2.
 
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I'm glad that everybody voted face. This forum is less retarded than lookism, for now.
 
Currycel4Life

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I'm tall, have a large dick and a decent face.


I am also 145 lbs and bald.
 
Battlefield3cel

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Nice face, short, small cock
 
BedTundy

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what happens if i press all three buttons at once
 
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I hate these threads really, I want to be 6'4+ 9/10 pretty boy maesthetic, not short and handsome, not tall and ugly, I need it all for all the suffering I have had to needlessly endure
 
Deleted member 1039

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Face, you also didnt specify short, so im gonna go with 5'7 being the starting point of short, and i'd just use a penis pump for my tiny dick.
 
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I guess the first one.

Nothing beats a good looking face. You maybe implying guys shorter than 5'10"? I'm guessing; most guys would rather be 5'9" with a good looking face than someone thats 6'3" with a bad looking face.
 
Pretty_When_I_Cry

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Il take the dick tbh
 
Framecel222

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The 2 people that picked dick are beyond retarded.
 
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Sparky said:
Big dick game is legit

If you're an ugly manlet then nobody is going to see your dick.
 
CamelBlueFilters

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Depends how short does the dick get.
 

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