Would you rather have a...

[BakaHapa]

1. Nice face, be short, small dick
2. Ugly face, be tall, small dick
3. Ugly face, be short, large dick

 

[CeliacCel]

Nice face, be short, small dick

 

[Grotesque]

F A C E
A
C
E

 

[Crustaciouse]

I'm pretty tall and have an average dick but my face has allways burdened me, so I would definitely chose the face.

 

[BakaHapa]

I'd pick the nice face.

 

[Alex_Bones]

Face,

 

[kodoku]

Chad or nothing

 

[dardycunt]

1. Nice face, be short, small dick
2. Ugly face, be tall, small dick
3. Ugly face, be short, large dick

I am actually 3. I would rather be 1.

 

[jagged0]

Horrible choices, might as well pick 1 since I lived 2.

 

[Fontaine]

I'm glad that everybody voted face. This forum is less retarded than lookism, for now.

 

[Currycel4Life]

I'm tall, have a large dick and a decent face.


I am also 145 lbs and bald.

 

[Battlefield3cel]

Nice face, short, small cock

 

[BedTundy]

what happens if i press all three buttons at once

 

[Currently Rotting]

I hate these threads really, I want to be 6'4+ 9/10 pretty boy maesthetic, not short and handsome, not tall and ugly, I need it all for all the suffering I have had to needlessly endure

 

[Deleted member 1039]

Face, you also didnt specify short, so im gonna go with 5'7 being the starting point of short, and i'd just use a penis pump for my tiny dick.

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

I guess the first one.

Nothing beats a good looking face. You maybe implying guys shorter than 5'10"? I'm guessing; most guys would rather be 5'9" with a good looking face than someone thats 6'3" with a bad looking face.

 

[Pretty_When_I_Cry]

Il take the dick tbh

 

[Framecel222]

The 2 people that picked dick are beyond retarded.

 

[Framecel222]

Big dick game is legit

If you're an ugly manlet then nobody is going to see your dick.

 

[CamelBlueFilters]

Depends how short does the dick get.