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would you rather have 1 million dollars or a wife you can beat?


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would you rather have 1 million dollars or a wife you can beat?

the wife is a 5/10. She is stupid, irrational, and she fears you more than loves you.
 
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1 million dollars can give me many wives to beat
 
I will beat my wife with a million dollars. I will wrap all the money around a bat and whack her with it
 
1 million dollars can give me many wives to beat
The first time she sues you, you'll be left without money and without a woman to beat
 
would you rather have 1 million dollars or a wife you can beat?

the wife is a 5/10. She is stupid, irrational, and she fears you more than loves you.
Like @coping_manlet once said, I would be able to punch her teeth out (in game)
 
This question is just edgy for the sake of being edgy. No person is going to choose a wife to beat over 1 million dollars unless you're already rich.
 
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You're not trapping me fed!
 
ill take the wife but i wouldnt beat her. just fuck her. i have plenty of money
 
would you rather have 1 million dollars or a wife you can beat?

the wife is a 5/10. She is stupid, irrational, and she fears you more than loves you.
Money money money
 
This question is just edgy for the sake of being edgy. No person is going to choose a wife to beat over 1 million dollars unless you're already rich.
:yes: This is correct.
 
I will beat my wife with a million dollars. I will wrap all the money around a bat and whack her with it
How would you have a wife if you chose the one million dollars option and vice versa? Unless you already have one million dollars, or a wife.
 
I can get an harem of wives to beat with 1 million dollars by going to a 3rd world country
 
As appealing as the second option is i'd pick the 1 million i'm sure with that money i could find many foids to beat.
 
Is it a loving wife tho?
 
Is it a loving wife tho?
she fears you enough to be true and loyal, but it isn't love. maybe stockholm syndrome at best, but definitely not love
 
1 million so i can buy some nigger foid in a Hakuna matata village and beat her
 
she fears you enough to be true and loyal, but it isn't love. maybe stockholm syndrome at best, but definitely not love
That's practically love, I'll take it.
 
Can I have the wife but just choose not to beat her? If so, I'll go with that option.
 
would you rather have 1 million dollars or a wife you can beat?

the wife is a 5/10. She is stupid, irrational, and she fears you more than loves you.
1 million so i can buy myself a nice house , drugs and goyslop , i dunno what i would do with a wife to beat but then again if we are implying that it the 2nd option is escaping inceldom then its different
 
Money is freedom.
 
would you rather have 1 million dollars or a wife you can beat?

the wife is a 5/10. She is stupid, irrational, and she fears you more than loves you.
she fears you enough to be true and loyal, but it isn't love. maybe stockholm syndrome at best, but definitely not love
The sheer sensation and thrill I would get from hearing her weep and hitch her breath easily surpasses the money's worth. Considering I can do that WHENEVER I want, and she can never escape, I'd relish every single moment. I want to see her cry and back up against a wall as I walk towards her because the whore knows what's coming.

To be able to beat her to the brink of death, having her finally feel relief that she'll finally die and be free of me, only for me to keep her just barely alive so that I can do it all over again? How could I pass up on such an offer? To be able to display my power, my sovereignty over someone so helpless and afraid of me—there's nothing that fulfills my existence more than that, honestly~

I'd slam her head against the floor only to plant my foot upon the side of her head and endlessly tramp on it just so that she knows her place. I would have her solely refer to me as 'Your Highness' and thank me for every moment that she gets to lick the dirt off of my shoes.

The only negative is that I have to technically call her 'my wife.' I would prefer calling her something else—but if that's the condition that I have to accept to be able to exert my regal nature over some insignificant wench, then I'll gladly accept it.
 
I'll take the money
 
Money
Foids are too protected by society and simps I could get away with 1 - 2 beatings (which is nothing)
 
millionaire, then the wives to beat will come to me
 
I won't beat my wife saar, her bf would not appreciate that
 
I need money and I'm not really sadistic.
 
Money
Foids are too protected by society and simps I could get away with 1 - 2 beatings (which is nothing)
Why are you allowing her to leave the house to begin with? Just keep her eternally locked up until she dies.
 
Just keep her eternally locked up until she dies.
I don't have enough space to keep a foid locked here and she could easily scream for help and neighbors would hear her
 
I don't have enough space to keep a foid locked here and she could easily scream for help and neighbors would hear her
She's so terrified of you that she is blindly loyal and swears her utmost fidelity to you.
 
I’d rather have another million posts on incels.is
 
would you rather have 1 million dollars or a wife you can beat?

the wife is a 5/10. She is stupid, irrational, and she fears you more than loves you.
In Minecraft, with 1 million tax-free Dollars, I‘d geomax to a turd world country, buy a property in a village and then proceed to maltreat local foids while having enough money without the need of working.
 
One mil and not even close
 
A wife to beat. Anyone can make one million dollars easily. A wife you can beat at any moment is more rare than winning the lottery. Since I'm so livid and have so much pent up anger from the way foids across the world treat incels like me, the beatings I would give to my hypothetical wife would be heard across every sector of the planet.
 
Factory job, dingy apartment and battered wife >>>>>>>>>>>>>> life of average cuckillionaire
 
One mil and I’m spending it all on hookers and blow.
 
million dollars cuz then I can get wife
 

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