Experiment Would you rather, CATS edition

[SlayerSlayer]

You can ascend,

but you must be a cast member of the musical CATS for the rest of your life, and not only that, but the furry costume is now permanently part of your body, and you have to prance around, dance, sing, and move like one of those monstrosities for the rest of your life, and IRL too. Also, on occasion you have to get molested by the gay producer, and perform humiliating sex acts for him. Also you will die of AIDS before you hit 40.

You ascend with any of your female CATS co-stars, get to have casual fuck-buddy relations, pretty much free love with them, but you can only do it with them when they are wearing those costumes. You are pretty much Chad, only limited to a CATS specific harem.

 

[Deleted member 22237]

chads or nothing dude

 

[Incellectual]

what? no I dont want to get molested and die of aids to fuck cat homunculi

 

[Words2_live_bye]

You can ascend,

but you must be a cast member of the musical CATS for the rest of your life, and not only that, but the furry costume is now permanently part of your body, and you have to prance around, dance, sing, and move like one of those monstrosities for the rest of your life, and IRL too. Also, on occasion you have to get molested by the gay producer, and perform humiliating sex acts for him. Also you will die of AIDS before you hit 40.

You ascend with any of your female CATS co-stars, get to have casual fuck-buddy relations, pretty much free love with them, but you can only do it with them when they are wearing those costumes. You are pretty much Chad, only limited to a CATS specific harem.

the absolute state of this forum
but i'd fuck a cat from the cats thing ngl

 

[Deleted member 16624]

chads or nothing dude

 

[Yerberito]

chads or nothing dude

tbh

 

[blond_elf_bard]

I'd rather stay incel than have to do gay stuff