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Akarin

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A. Anakin Chadliter, pretty boi who can get any woman but with zero powers
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B. Darth Vader, 2m mechanic deformed baldcel with a lightsaber and force, practicaly invincible. The ultimate ER.

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Anakin for sure, cuz prime Natalie Portman was the hottest piece of ass in the entire galaxy.
 
Solitarian_Walker said:
Anakin for sure, cuz prime Natalie Portman was the hottest piece of ass in the entire galaxy.

This guy gets it.
 
Anakin.

I want to have an easy, chill life with lots of good pussy.

As darth vader I would just be a servant to the emperor with no chance of having a fulfilling life.
 
Darth Vader. Once you get the force you are already above the competition game since you are utterly superior to every human.

A human with the force is a GOD compared to a powerless human. Just wear a mask and make it your signature thing.


If something that can't surpass by far any human potential is not involved, then yes, LOOKS are the answer to everything.


42cel said:
Anakin.

I want to have an easy, chill life with lots of good pussy.

As darth vader I would just be a servant to the emperor with no chance of having a fulfilling life.

I think he just means having darth vader power at the cost of having bad looks. Not having vader's life.
 
Anakin. Pussy, here I come!
 
Darth Vader because I could basically change the world with my power just like Lelouche (Except that lelouche was a Chad)
 
Zyros said:
I think he just means having darth vader power at the cost of having bad looks. Not having vader's life.

Oh ok. If he meant that then a life with Darth Vaders power is even more easy, yeah. (Assuming I won't be hunted by all of the world's military forces combined, since I would be a serious danger to society. I guess not even Vader could block thousands of bullets LOL)
 
darth vader is a fart nigga tbh he in that black suit cuz he like prime nigga ass. beat dat nigga ass! OOPS i shitted
 
Anakin as a young boy, he had the world in his hands. Adult Anakin was too moody and a slave to pussy and power. Darth Vader was an oldcel, baldcel, bitch.
 
Darth Vader had his dick burned in lava, he was a limp dick nigga after that.
 
Solitarian_Walker said:
Darth Vader had his dick burned in lava, he was a limp dick nigga after that.

Incel don't need a dick anyway
 
Darth Vader.

Our evilness is compatible with each other.
 
Darth Vader of course.

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Solitarian_Walker said:
Darth Vader had his dick burned in lava, he was a limp dick nigga after that.

The only thing he needs is the dark side of the force. His hatred.
 
idkwattodowithlife said:
Darth Vader.

Our evilness is compatible with each other.

I'd probably overthrow governments just like lelouche
 
Solitarian_Walker said:
Anakin for sure, cuz prime Natalie Portman was the hottest piece of ass in the entire galaxy.

I'll stab her in the vagina with my lightsaber.
 
Solitarian_Walker said:
Anakin for sure, cuz prime Natalie Portman was the hottest piece of ass in the entire galaxy.

Agree

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