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Discussion Would You Rather Be Stranded At Sea With A Shark Or A Female R/IncelTear User?

Would You Rather Be Stranded At Sea With A Shark Or A Female R/IncelTear User?


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I choose the Shark for many reasons...

1- Sharks don't go out of their way to attack humans. The only predator animals who do are crocodiles & polar bears. All you would have to do is stay still, don't show fear & not splash to act like a prey animal while the shark is near you. Eventually it will swim away. Just stay still with your arms crossed.

2- You would not have to listen to the shark getting all emotional crying, gaslighting you about looks or trying to drown you. It would just act like a natural animal in it's habitat. It would be a far less stressful & annoying experience being alone with a shark in the middle of the ocean.

3- You get to see an interesting animal up close & personal in the wild for free. While if you were alone with a female R/IncelTear user you would just be subjected to some annoying bitchy cunt. The shark is the better option by miles.
 
Ahhh back to the bear in the woods are we?
 
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If you go with the IT foid you can insult her back and if she tries to attack you then you can even fight back if need be
 
Thankfully there’s no law in the middle of the sea.
 
since she would be obese i can use her as a floating device.
 
rather die by shark than be with a it troon
 
IT foid user because I don't wanna die as a virgin. I would rape her 24/7 until we eventually both die of dehydration
 
Female IT user.
 
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I choose the Shark for many reasons...

1- Sharks don't go out of their way to attack humans. The only predator animals who do are crocodiles & polar bears. All you would have to do is stay still, don't show fear & not splash to act like a prey animal while the shark is near you. Eventually it will swim away. Just stay still with your arms crossed.

2- You would not have to listen to the shark getting all emotional crying, gaslighting you about looks or trying to drown you. It would just act like a natural animal in it's habitat. It would be a far less stressful & annoying experience being alone with a shark in the middle of the ocean.

3- You get to see an interesting animal up close & personal in the wild for free. While if you were alone with a female R/IncelTear user you would just be subjected to some annoying bitchy cunt. The shark is the better option by miles.
I’ll take the IT foid
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I've always liked Sharks tbh, and I think they would "sense" I'm an outcast like them in a way.

I even made a thread how Sharks are one of the most Incel-like animals.
 
>female
>IT user
Pick one
 
You can kill the incel tear user. (In the hypothetical scenario)
 
I've always liked Sharks tbh, and I think they would "sense" I'm an outcast like them in a way.

I even made a thread how Sharks are one of the most Incel-like animals.
So have I, I blame (((Jaws))) for ruining their reputation.
 
ITfoids are creepy af

I CHOOSE THE SHARK
 
feed the ITfoid to the shark
 
IT foid user because I don't wanna die as a virgin. I would rape her 24/7 until we eventually both die of dehydration
They’re all troons and soy chuggers man they’re not rape material.
 
No shark has made me incel.
 
You can at least rape the IT foid.
 
The IT member so I can make sure she drowns
 
Anybody who chooses shark is no better then the females who chose bear
 
I choose the famale IT user. Assuming she has no weapons, I could easily fight her off if need be. It likely would never come to that point though, as this is a scenario where she would have no feminism in her and would realize she needs a man
 
Outside of society women are powerless cowards.
 
If its a real foid then the IT foid for a juicy grapes.
 
Sharks are honest.
 
dont wanna rape a fat bitch with dyed hair that probably smells like shit. I take the shark
Nigga u will be in the ocean. It will be her first bath in months, you could rape her like a duck and use her lifeless body as a raft. Win win
 
At least the shark would kill me and get it over with. :feelskek:
 
Well this is how I look at this:
I can either be stuck with a woman that I hate and would gladly torture for days upon end and maybe also grape or a shark. Sharks are tasty ngl, I've had shark before however in this scenario I don't think that I have any weapons. So....
I'd choose the foid because I can kill a foid with my bare hands for food or fun, the shark probably not.
 

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