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Regenerator
It's Hip to be square
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I choose the Shark for many reasons...
1- Sharks don't go out of their way to attack humans. The only predator animals who do are crocodiles & polar bears. All you would have to do is stay still, don't show fear & not splash to act like a prey animal while the shark is near you. Eventually it will swim away. Just stay still with your arms crossed.
2- You would not have to listen to the shark getting all emotional crying, gaslighting you about looks or trying to drown you. It would just act like a natural animal in it's habitat. It would be a far less stressful & annoying experience being alone with a shark in the middle of the ocean.
3- You get to see an interesting animal up close & personal in the wild for free. While if you were alone with a female R/IncelTear user you would just be subjected to some annoying bitchy cunt. The shark is the better option by miles.
1- Sharks don't go out of their way to attack humans. The only predator animals who do are crocodiles & polar bears. All you would have to do is stay still, don't show fear & not splash to act like a prey animal while the shark is near you. Eventually it will swim away. Just stay still with your arms crossed.
2- You would not have to listen to the shark getting all emotional crying, gaslighting you about looks or trying to drown you. It would just act like a natural animal in it's habitat. It would be a far less stressful & annoying experience being alone with a shark in the middle of the ocean.
3- You get to see an interesting animal up close & personal in the wild for free. While if you were alone with a female R/IncelTear user you would just be subjected to some annoying bitchy cunt. The shark is the better option by miles.