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Would you prisonmaxx?

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  • Taxpayers pay for you to be a NEET
  • You get free healthcare
  • You can brag about it to people when you get out probably, people might not mess with you idk
  • Zero interaction with women
 
And get raped by Tyrone? No thanks.

It's a literal hotspot for faggots.
 
Shut up and take my money!

Oops! I mean...

Shut up and give me you're money!
 
I juvimaxxed

Pretty boring tbh
 
I would never break the law, officer
 
Almost did several times.
For what?

I got an assault charge at 16 for pushing my foid teacher fucking old hag broke her hip and pressed charges on me served two weeks in there and they let me go for having good behavior
 
For what?

I got an assault charge at 16 for pushing my foid teacher fucking old hag broke her hip and pressed charges on me served two weeks in there and they let me go for having good behavior
They thought I had drugs, and had a weapon
 
No video games, too boring
 
  • Taxpayers pay for you to be a NEET
  • You get free healthcare
  • You can brag about it to people when you get out probably, people might not mess with you idk
  • Zero interaction with women
No, I would be an easy target in jail.
 
Most European countries have unemployment benefits. There is no reason to jailmaxx.

In Germany for example you get around 1200-1500€ in total benefits (+ health care, +home stuff etc)
 
I would never break the law, officer
Surprised Nbc GIF by Saturday Night Live
 
prisonmaxxing in norway, sure but never in America or any turdworld.
 
prisonmaxxing in norway, sure but never in America or any turdworld.
heard it wasnt as nice as they say it is, my step dad worked in one and it was kinda scary
 
well he didnt specifically mention them but probably, he said the vibe and everything was very scary, there were murderers there and u could just feel it when looking at them, l also heard small petty crimes could also get u in the same place as them, I would surely be scared to be in a place like that considering im not very masculine or tough
 
well he didnt specifically mention them but probably, he said the vibe and everything was very scary, there were murderers there and u could just feel it when looking at them, l also heard small petty crimes could also get u in the same place as them, I would surely be scared to be in a place like that considering im not very masculine or tough
ofcourse you have scary people in prisons ,but you're not masculine enough so you'll end up being a victim so not worth it.
 
Prison is probably full of faggots and aggressive cunts so no.
 
It's unironically the quickest way to be a NEET in most countries
Still I wouldn't because niggers
 
  • Taxpayers pay for you to be a NEET
  • You get free healthcare
  • You can brag about it to people when you get out probably, people might not mess with you idk
  • Zero interaction with women
You'll get fucked in the ass.
As a sub-5 (with mental health issues), you'll be bullied and maybe even brutally murdered.
There are numerous female officers there who will boss you around.
The food is questionable.
As a truecel, you won't have access to alcohol or drugs either, because you won't have the necessary contacts.
 
i did 7 weeks in hmp bristol last year, and its boring as fuck inside.

your not allowed consoles, games, phones, computers or laptops.
all your allowed is a tv with not a lot of channels on it.
the foods not so great and they don't give out seconds and the only time your allowed outside is once a day.
and even then, its just to walk around this square shaped yard outside.
 
By the way, I was in a juvenile detention center twice. I still remember a boy in the cell next to me who kept pressing the alarm button to call the guards because he was so bored. Then, when the food was brought, I saw him standing there with a tear-stained face.
 
Shut up and take my money!

Oops! I mean...

Shut up and give me you're money!
This made me laugh when I was half asleep. So brutal you don’t have any offspring to share your dad jokes with:feelsrope:
 
13 years of school was bad enough.
 
  • Taxpayers pay for you to be a NEET
  • You get free healthcare
  • You can brag about it to people when you get out probably, people might not mess with you idk
  • Zero interaction with women
Trannymaxx to go to female prison.

Keep ur dick to fuck the women.
 
if I get a laptop, decent food, private bathroom, and no criminal record sure.
 
I would rather go to a prison full of black gang members than women.

IIRC in prison you can get access to a device on good behavior.
If you are NT it might be better then rotting in society alone its basically a highschool experience again.
 
If you are NT it might be better then rotting in society alone its basically a highschool experience again.
Yeah that is very true, OFC I wouldn't ever say prison is ideal. I do wonder if its preferable to having a job, since high school drama shit goes on there too.
 
Yeah that is very true, OFC I wouldn't ever say prison is ideal. I do wonder if its preferable to having a job, since high school drama shit goes on there too.
if prison was mixed gendered and let guys and girls both there and you could fuck chicks maybe.
 

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