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Experiment Would you marry a whale if you knew she had these personality traits?

Would you marry a whale if you knew she had these personality traits?

  • Yes regardless of how she looks

    Votes: 9 21.4%
  • Yes but in hope that she loses weight, if she doesn't then divorce

    Votes: 18 42.9%
  • No

    Votes: 15 35.7%

  • Total voters
    42
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-Virgin
-Modest clothing
-Doesn't care about looks at all (Impossible with any foid ever on the planet but since this is a hypothetical I'm including it)
-100% Honest and tells you everything you want to know (In a real world scenario this is only possible for Chad but let's say she also does this for you as well in this hypothetical)
-Is actually hard to get even if Chad approaches her
-Won't let you go beyond hugs and cheek kissing unless you marry her
-Will grieve you and never marry again even if you die so you won't be cucked in the grave

She is your age and she lives close to you

I feel like I might be watching too much romance anime as this doesn't exist in the real world and never will
 
"would you rather have 2 billion dollars or not have 2 billion dollars" ew why would I want that?
 
Yes then she can get on a treadmill and stop being a fat bitch if she really loves me.
 
soy if you marry

married women still desire chad deep down

you should pump and dump that fat bitch
 
If she's white then sure.
 
Marriage is a death sentence for men
 
marraige doesn’t sound like my thing but if she willing to fuck me and only
me then yeah
 
Depends on how fat she is, if she's a proper landwhale then I need to know her genetic potential.
 
Depends on how fat she is, if she's a proper landwhale then I need to know her genetic potential.
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The fat bitch can lose weight, I'll give her the ring on our second date, then we get to ascending hehe
 
Yes a person like that is actually rare
 
-Virgin
-Modest clothing
-Doesn't care about looks at all (Impossible with any foid ever on the planet but since this is a hypothetical I'm including it)
-100% Honest and tells you everything you want to know (In a real world scenario this is only possible for Chad but let's say she also does this for you as well in this hypothetical)
-Is actually hard to get even if Chad approaches her
-Won't let you go beyond hugs and cheek kissing unless you marry her
-Will grieve you and never marry again even if you die so you won't be cucked in the grave

She is your age and she lives close to you

I feel like I might be watching too much romance anime as this doesn't exist in the real world and never will
Yes
 
No.
They have preferences. We deserve preferences too. Because our preferences will not be absolutely fucking insane
 
No.
They have preferences. We deserve preferences too. Because our preferences will not be absolutely fucking insane
We only deserve preferences because they have preferences but in this hypothetical the foid doesn't have looks preferences
 
No she'll still have fantacies about chat basically cucking me mentally. And if she gets raped, she'll fantacise about the rape for the rest of her life.
 

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