Serious Would you like to win the lottery?

[God'sGreatestRegret]

Hypothetically, the universe compensates your misfortune with a vast sum of money-- millions. Weighing the advantages and pitfalls that may befall you, how would this effect your lifestyle?

Pros:
Buy a high-quality house and car.
Throw away your wardrobe and replace it with suits
Build a games room to collect games, films, comics and animu
Plastic surgery
Eat delicious food every day
Study
Travel the world

Cons:
Attract fake friends
Gold digger partner
Distant relatives you've never seen before ask for financial aid
House gets burgled
Family member gets kidnapped for ransom
You get robbed and killed lool
Gold digger wife and her boyfriend kill you and collect the insurance
Eventually you go broke and lose all your friends and gold digger wife

 

[Moustachcel]

ofc I would I would just rich neetmaxx all day in my villa and would have many staceys due status and moneymaxxing.

 

[Deleted member 7448]

Are you seriously asking this?

 

[Zesto]

Lottery is a ningen cope.

 

[Angry_runt]

Who'd want to wear suits all the time? Or ever?
Come to think of it who wants to study?
As for eating delicious food every day and collecting games/comics/whatever, you can do that with an average wage.

 

[micropenis29]

I'm pretty sure your list of cons only applies to people that are very low IQ (which make up a substantial portion of the people who win the lottery, but only a very small proportion of those on these forums).

The lottery wouldn't change much for us incels aside from making higher end prostitutes affordable. The latest and most expensive sex dolls could also be suddenly affordable. Surgeries may seem desirable with so much more money sloshing around, but even the best surgery isn't going to change a truecel into a Chad.

 

[Blacktarpill]

I just waste all of that for my steam games collection. Maybe not all of that. But i will still be a cuck bec. i need to work for a boss. And i wont act rich.

 

[Deleted member 13256]

No bro fuck that shit. Most people that win the lottery end up cursed.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Who'd want to wear suits all the time? Or ever?
Come to think of it who wants to study?
As for eating delicious food every day and collecting games/comics/whatever, you can do that with an average wage.

It costs a lot when you want everything on steam

 

[Vodaccenu]

Genetic lottery yes

 

[Blacktarpill]

Genetic lottery yes

Thats bad. When you have good genetics, you seek too much attention. Its the same shit anyways

 

[Vodaccenu]

Thats bad. When you have good genetics, you seek too much attention. Its the same shit anyways

elab

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

Yes (obviously)

At this point in my life if I won the lottery I'd just buy a modest house in a rural, low crime neighborhood and live out my days as a comfy NEET. I'd have enough money for somewhat decent copes too.

 

[everythingislava]

All downsides require you to be a retard.

 

[Angry_runt]

It costs a lot when you want everything on steam

Depends where you live. In the US, if you've got a middle class job you're far more likely to run out of time to play games than you are to run out of money to buy games.

 

[Murdoch89]

I would,nt let anyone know, I would be touring the whole united states living in a different hotel every week hiring escorts

 

[Mokocchi]

Cons:
Attract fake friends
Gold digger partner
Distant relatives you've never seen before ask for financial aid
House gets burgled
Family member gets kidnapped for ransom
You get robbed and killed lool
Gold digger wife and her boyfriend kill you and collect the insurance
Eventually you go broke and lose all your friends and gold digger wife

Literally ALL of this, requires you to fuck up royally. Just dress up like a normal guy and don't drive a Ferrari in the ghetto and all of this is avoided. Maybe even leave the state you won the lotto in too. Get into stocks and shit, with that much money, you can buy your way into major companies to make even more money.

 

[Zaetheus]

I would,nt let anyone know, I would be touring the whole united states living in a different hotel every week hiring escorts

This is what smart people do. Never tell anyone you just got a large sum of money. People are quick to tell everyone. I’d disappear from society altogether.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

dont care, money doesn't motivate me.

 

[ShadowMonk]

Not enough to buy tickets. If I won it I would probably just put it in the bank and not tell anyone.

 

[Fontaine]

You have to be dumb to play 1/100000000 probabilities to become rich.

 

[CopeIsCope]

Yes of course, but it would not make me truly happy.

 

[Deleted member 1227]

I would open the first clinic for incels offering free therapy and prime virgin pussy

 

[Figthcel]

Yeeeees

All Iam doing basicaly is trying to become rich so I can get a house and shut myself in forever.

When I get a house a woman will never be allowed to enter it.

 

[Deleted member 1252]

Could buy an island somewhere warm and wave goodbye to the feminist cucked human world.

 

[Deleted member 12355]

I don't care about money, I just want a foid who loves me for my genes

 

[Void]

I would open the first clinic for incels offering free therapy and prime virgin pussy

Based, finally an incel batman

 

[VincentVanCope]

Are you seriously asking this?

 

[Miro Chad]

Yes of course.

 

[Dude420]

Surgerymaxing with top surgeons and ascend.

 

[GeneticDysfunction]

If i won the lottery i would go neet in a heartbeat

 

[Felix97]

No.

 

[StaroRavager]

Who'd want to wear suits all the time? Or ever?
Come to think of it who wants to study?
As for eating delicious food every day and collecting games/comics/whatever, you can do that with an average wage.

 

[Deleted member 1410]

roommate has tried and failed.
might be using your avatar (modified ofc) for a future album cover.

 

[StaroRavager]

All downsides require you to be a retard.

roommate has tried and failed.

might be using your avatar (modified ofc) for a future album cover.

Cool