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Experiment Would you go undergo cryostasis and wake 1000 years later for ascension?

Would you?

  • Ice me up and send me to the future I'm ready to do some science *wink face* (!!!)

    Votes: 7 58.3%
  • No thanks! I prefer being an incel in 2024.

    Votes: 5 41.7%

  • Total voters
    12
Dusk

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The year is 3024. The hiss of your pod door, a jet of steam and the hatch bursts loose and you awaken to the shock of many vaguely humanoid figures that orbit around you with curious eyes... One brings a finger to their head and instantly you are assaulted with a barrage of information. That pod you just escaped from was a museum exhibit and you're currently on one of Jupiters moon's - Titan - that humans had colonized centuries ago.

Soon after being swooped up by a secret police of futuristic robots you are escorted to what seems to be an ordinary apartment yet all of the objects are like crude recreations built by someone who didn't really know what an apartment was supposed to look like. One researcher enters the apartment, noticeably female and wearing familiar clothing, yet her biology and body language are just a little bit uncanny...

Would you ascend given this scenario?
  • You are a now a research subject in the year 3024 and are being kept in this apartment by a humanoid-esque female researcher.
  • This is a human 1000 years more evolved than current-day humans.
  • This humanoid female is a 7/10 stacy and loves you yet because she is 1000 years more evolved it's like if a modern day researcher fell in love with a monkey... She will do anything or give you anything you desire.
BUT...
  • You could never go back to the past and are stuck in 3024. All of your friends/family are long gone.
  • You cannot actually have children with your researcher oneitis due to 1000 year biological differences being too great. You might be able to via artificial means though.
  • You would be routinely (yet non-obtrusively) observed without your consent doing almost anything :feelsthink: by curious scientists.
  • You are the only remaining human from cryostasis.

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I don’t think the world will survive a 1000 years
 
No, i need to take care of my parents
 
Just freeze yourself and get mogged by the omnichads of the future bro
 
Just freeze yourself and get mogged by the omnichads of the future bro
Naw it's like if a caveman came to current era, they would mog the low T beta males of 2024. It's the same 1000 years later. You are giga-masculine compared to every other homo novus.
 
Naw it's like if a caveman came to current era, they would mog the low T beta males of 2024. It's the same 1000 years later. You are giga-masculine compared to every other homo novus.
Genetic engineering would change that though.
 
No the future will be hell
 
What does she look like?

I think the copes would be amazing. Far from what we could ever even fathom. The payoffs are definitely better than the drawbacks.
 
Will i be able to dream during my cryostasis ?
 
Will i be able to dream during my cryostasis ?
The cryostasis process would feel instant, you'd go to sleep in 2024 and instantly be teleported to 3024 from your perspective.
 
we'd probably die in cryostasis :feelshaha:
 

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