Serious Would you go to an IRL Incel Cafe?

[AnApparentMyth]

Think about it. You have one of the worst days at your wagie job ever, barely enough money to scrape by. You can't get groceries for shit, so it's going to have to be ordering out again. Everything feels overwhelming, but, instead of going into your dorm or apartment and doom-scrolling here and LDARing, you come to a genuine Incel Cafe. It's well tidied, well maintained, and everyone is expected to be at least, well groomed and hygiene. The atmosphere is calm, maybe some light music. No women, or normies there. Maybe it can be a bar, or a place to stay for the night. Plus, you know what you're going into.

Now, obviously some of you are asking how do we actually make sure it's Incels only. We can't just calculate the amount of sperm in someones dick and go off that. I was thinking maybe it's a private invite for only top tier members of here. Verified and all. That way, GreyCels wouldn't infiltrate and shit. But there are also a lot of NEETS here, so I would be curious to know if you would, anyway?

 

[AnApparentMyth]

 

[Animecel2D]

I don’t want to get mogged

 

[Fukumine]

Think about it. You have one of the worst days at your wagie job ever, barely enough money to scrape by. You can't get groceries for shit, so it's going to have to be ordering out again. Everything feels overwhelming, but, instead of going into your dorm or apartment and doom-scrolling here and LDARing, you come to a genuine Incel Cafe. It's well tidied, well maintained, and everyone is expected to be at least, well groomed and hygiene. The atmosphere is calm, maybe some light music. No women, or normies there. Maybe it can be a bar, or a place to stay for the night. Plus, you know what you're going into.

Now, obviously some of you are asking how do we actually make sure it's Incels only. We can't just calculate the amount of sperm in someones dick and go off that. I was thinking maybe it's a private invite for only top tier members of here. Verified and all. That way, GreyCels wouldn't infiltrate and shit. But there are also a lot of NEETS here, so I would be curious to know if you would, anyway?

Only if there are attractive waifu maids that we can use as sex slaves. I won't tolerate anything less than a incel maid cafe.

 

[Nigger Burger]

No

 

[AnApparentMyth]

Only if there are attractive waifu maids that we can use as sex slaves. I won't tolerate anything less than a incel maid cafe.

Would GloryHoles work?

 

[Dr. Butane]

is this a reference

 

[outerdarkness]

Maybe?

 

[Nigger Burger]

Would GloryHoles work?

I don't like where this is going

 

[AnApparentMyth]

is this a reference

Persona?

 

[Fukumine]

Would GloryHoles work?

but I want to be served by young, attractive, Asian maids who'll let me grope them and rape them whenever I want.

 

[AnApparentMyth]

but I want to be served by young, attractive, Asian maids who'll let me grope them and rape them whenever I want.

 

[Cuckoja]

I don't like where this is going

 

[AnApparentMyth]

I don't like where this is going

 

[The Angel ov Death]

Ye

 

[umsure]

I don’t want to get mogged

 

[AnApparentMyth]

True. Maybe put on Masks

 

[Sir Silentium]

yes

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

 

[HeinzKell]

honeypot

 

[ZXSword]

Welcome to Copers Cafe

 

[lifeisfucked215]

And then when we're all settled having a good time there's gonna be a FBI sting

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

honeypot

And then when we're all settled having a good time there's gonna be a FBI sting

 

[samsara]

Maybe

 

[Jud Pottah]

And then when we're all settled having a good time there's gonna be a FBI sting

shieet Cracked me' up There mister!

 

[Jud Pottah]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_S4JoCMKXM&pp=ygULYXNtciByZXlvbmc%3D

 

[JKlancecaster069]

No I hate socializing IRL.

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

I would be too anxious to go

 

[_meh]

It'd be strange.

 

[oldNgreycel]

You mean an inceldom. cafe?

 

[DutchCel01]

No gonna be too many undercover sexhavers just there to flex and fbi

 

[Rasama]

Supreme Gentlemen Cafe™