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Experiment Would you fuck a landwhale?

Would you have sex with a landwhale?

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Blackpill101

Blackpill101

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Let's say some random landwhale (verified no STDs) came up to you and asked you for sexual favors. Would you reject her, or would you give in?
 
I would say no because it won't ever happen so saying yes is pointless
 
yes if i found her face attractive.
 
Absolutely not. I tolerate everything but weight.
 
Yes, I, Gremlincel, would fuck a fat woman.
 
Penetration could depend, but I sure as hell would let she blow me and shit like that. You're a volcel if you wouldn't let a decent-faced landwhale blow you.
 
If I liked her personality and she had a pretty face then maybe. Then again, I'm not really desperate for sex atm.
 
yes, but only if nobody else would find out.
 
Landwhales don't count really. I think everyone here could get one.
 
Landwhales don't count really. I think everyone here could get one.

This isn't 2008. Even landwhales can get Chad now thanks to dating apps and social media.
 
Define her BMI and if it's one with a pretty face.
 
Yes, as long as I can get it up I´d fuck
 
I would not. Because first of all, casual sex is degenerate. Second, I do not want to lower my already below looksmatch standards to an actual landwhale.
 
It really depends on what kind of whale. Some whales actually still have pretty faces. Which to me, would be enough reason to fuck. But one with one of those huge giant chins? Hell no
 
It really depends on what kind of whale. Some whales actually still have pretty faces. Which to me, would be enough reason to fuck. But one with one of those huge giant chins? Hell no
 
I will and I have.

Before you hit that report button, I gotta say that I have paid for that trash.
 
I will and I have.

Before you hit that report button, I gotta say that I have paid for that trash.

If you're going to pay, why would you pay for a landwhale? You might as well pay for a Stacey.
 
As long as she wasn't black, I'd probably do it.
 
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Volcel if you wouldn't thrash this pussy.

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It depends of how fat she is.
 
If she was "thicc" and she came up to me then yes

Problem is I'm not good looking enough to invite a landwhale over for sex but I am goodlooking enough to be used for a free dinner, by a fat chick.

I'd wine and dine the living fuck out of an Asian for a small chance at fucking her, but I'm not goodlooking enough to meet an Asian off of tinder
 
There should be a depends. If she was nice, honest, funny, fun, and down for it, probably. I mean, the last person I had relations with could be described as a landwhale. I haven't had sex in so long maybe I should just say fuck it and try and go for it again. On that note, not to brag, but there is one landwhale I could probably fuck. I work with her, I won't cause she is so fucking desperate for attention and thinks no one can see it, I wouldn't want to deal with the aftermath of shit from her, she makes up WWWWAAAAAYYYYY too many stories, seriously, and it's sort of the don't shit where you eat thing.
Volcel if you wouldn't thrash this pussy.

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Yeah I probably would. Or get a bj at least.
 
to lose virginity yeah
 
Did she just take an hour long antibacterial shower, have all her body hair removed, and fasted for a whole day?
 

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