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Serious Would you fuck a landwhale if it meant getting a stacy girlfriend?

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So there's a young stacy willing to date/fuck you, but only if you fuck her landwhale friend who looks like this first

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Would you do it?
 
how can you ask this after 7k+ posts on here?
 
Guess i am a volcel
 
I would do it for a Becky.
 
I can hold my breath for a few minutes
 
I doubt my 4 inch dick could penetrate all those layers of lard
 
I am extremely disappointed in the results of the poll. Really, 75% of people would actually fuck a landwhale? Just fucking lol
 
Does belly button fucking count?
 
send a pic of the landwhale
 
If it meant getting a stacy girlfriend then of course.

I could get drunk/high before fucking the landwhale, would make it easier to get through it imo.
 
I get sex and a gf? Anyone who says no is a faggot
 
I am extremely disappointed in the results of the poll. Really, 75% of people would actually fuck a landwhale? Just fucking lol
Talk about desperation, they may as-well go find of cheap hookers.
 
Yes If I could ascend with stacy. But if I am to only get cucked by stacy then no
 
First the quantity then the quality.
 
I am extremely disappointed in the results of the poll. Really, 75% of people would actually fuck a landwhale? Just fucking lol
I mean we are desperate horny men, we don’t have a choice. It would take a miracle and something drastic like this to land a stacy.

heck I never even talked to a girl in my life, it must be lifefuel.
 
Talk about desperation, they may as-well go find of cheap hookers.
I agree. Sure I am an incel but I am definitely not a cuck. I would rather have enough money to fuck hookers frequently than have a girlfriend. They are a waste of time and money and you will inevitably be cucked.
I mean we are desperate horny men, we don’t have a choice. It would take a miracle and something drastic like this to land a stacy.

heck I never even talked to a girl in my life, it must be lifefuel.
There is a difference between being a bit desperate and becoming a literal cuck. Don’t cross that line. It won’t end well.
 
Just volcels.co at it again
 
I agree. Sure I am an incel but I am definitely not a cuck. I would rather have enough money to fuck hookers frequently than have a girlfriend. They are a waste of time and money and you will inevitably be cucked.

There is a difference between being a bit desperate and becoming a literal cuck. Don’t cross that line. It won’t end well.
Depends, a gf would be ‘cheaper’ in this scenario cause you could just break up with her anytime after. It’s a cheap fuk.
I doubt my 4 inch dick could penetrate all those layers of lard
Doesn’t matter you can just get stacy after. You just have to suffer for a few minutes before.
 
Depends, a gf would be ‘cheaper’ in this scenario cause you could just break up with her anytime after. It’s a cheap fuk.
It depends on many variables. Like if she was going to be 100% loyal and will never refuse a single thing from me then sure I would be happy with a gf. But most normies are slaves to their gfs.
 
It depends on many variables. Like if she was going to be 100% loyal and will never refuse a single thing from me then sure I would be happy with a gf. But most normies are slaves to their gfs.
There are no unicorns anymore. As long as you know when to break up, it’s fine, and probably more cost effective than buying escorts. The problem is first getting a gf, only chad would be able to pull this off routinely.
 
There are no unicorns anymore. As long as you know when to break up, it’s fine, and probably more cost effective than buying escorts. The problem is first getting a gf, only chad would be able to pull this off routinely.
Yeah that’s why it is a problem. Getting one is unbelievably hard if not impossible for an unattractive man so it is easier to just pay a prostitute. That would only work for chads
 
with Viagra can be done
 
I will not vote until you clarify something for me.

Do I have any guarantee that she will be my gf after this? Is God himself going to give me a written contract and brainwash her if she changes her mind to be my loving gf till the end of time? If so then yes I would take that offer. An hour for torture in return for a life of pleasure is a good deal.

However if no higher power is involved what guarantee do I have that the hoe just won't laugh at me after I fuck her fatty friend and post it all over her insta or whatever? Who the fuck would even take an offer like that you are bound to get shafted. If I got no certainty that the offer will be honored then no I will not do it and it's impossible to have certainty unless supernatural shit is involved or maybe her family is being held hostage or something or there is a man with an acid bag standing next to her and he will acid her face if she refuses after I'm done with the landwhale. If so maybe I would consider it.
 
I'm indian so yes I would fuck the land whale even if I don't get stacy as long as she is white
 
Realistically the Stacy will secretly look for someone else while with me, and ditch me a few weeks later. So no, I'll pass on Shamu.
 
I see no down sides here
 
volcel if you wouldnt
 
So there's a young stacy willing to date/fuck you, but only if you fuck her landwhale friend who looks like this first

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Would you do it?
I would try hard OP

not sure if I could pry apart enough folds of her leg fat to actually reach the vagina though

I take a drug which gives me occasional bouts of priapism so it's kinda like viagra so my disgust at her wouldn't really matter, I wake up with stiffies and nearly freak out and call 9-1-1 thinking they'll never end and I'll need surgery to deflate it.

Luckily it's hypochondria so far and it tends to fade in about 5 minutes, but if I ever fucked up and overdosed I would have infinite boner until I died of gangrene
 

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