Experiment Would you fight in a bloody medieval battle if winning meant you ascend?

[Ropemaxx]

You lose the battle and you will be butchered alive with axes and spears.
If you win you ascend with a small harem of pretty girls.

Fuck can we go back to medieval times already. Rather die young with honor than slowly rot to death

 

[Deleted member 22907]

Just get beheaded by physically superior Chad Theory

 

[Sparrow's Song]

I would for reconstructive surgery, not just for femoids though. Foids can't fix faces.

 

[Deleted member 23712]

Seems a little too much like putting holes on a pedestal to me tbhngl, think about it

 

[Ropemaxx]

Just get beheaded by physically superior Chad Theory

brutal ngl. a smart incel has a chance tho

 

[Animecel2D]

I would definitely win.

 

[Ropemaxx]

Seems a little too much like putting holes on a pedestal to me tbhngl, think about it

its called having a sex drive

 

[crestfallencel]

Yes if I can use a machine gun or a sniper rifle

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

No. But I would love to watch

 

[Personalityinkwell]

I would definitely win.
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[Ropemaxx]

No. But I would love to watch

 

[NEETard]

No i would be first to die

 

[Anonymous MG]

I knew I was training in HEMA for a reason, time to slay a Chad with a spear and a longsword pewpew.

 

[Deleted member 23712]

its called having a sex drive

That argument can be used for cuck/simp shit too & you’re surely not one of those tho, or...?

 

[Ropemaxx]

That argument can be used for cuck/simp shit too & you’re surely not one of those tho, or...?

No, im not a man who lets someone fuck my non existant wife. Thats the definition of cuck.
Are you one of those who call everyone and anything a cuck?..

 

[Deleted member 23712]

No, im not a man who lets someone fuck my non existant wife. Thats the definition of cuck.
Are you one of those who call everyone and anything a cuck?..

I also mentioned simp

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

I'd kill everyone ngl

 

[0fflinemode]

Id probably be a mongol horse archer cause of my asian blood and heritage. So yes, ill just shoot my enemies and run away when things get hard

 

[Ropemaxx]

I also mentioned simp

having a strong desire for women doesnt make you a simp. if you let a woman walk over you, or you are whiteknighting, that is a simp.

every motivation a male has deep down is based on sex

 

[Deleted member 10124]

I'd have a rapid firing self loading crossbow with armour piercing arrows AND a telescope attached to it. William TEll & Robin Hood would have nothing on me.

 

[Yerberito]

I dont have good fight skills

 

[Marquis de Sade]

Aye sounds good. Means I get to kill some English cunts. Or more likely they'll kill me since we've lost the majority of the battles against them. Can I bring some technology or tactical nous back with me to even the odds? We were usually outnumbered in these battles, what with our smaller population.

 

[cucksaar]

Yeah. My life is hell I'd definitely risk it for ascension. Only problem is I'm weak so I'd get slaughtered right away...

 

[Deleted member 19971]

I'll be the arquebusier and I'll shoot down a chad knight.

 

[Ropemaxx]

Yeah. My life is hell I'd definitely risk it for ascension.

 

[BITG]

This is fucking stupid.
>>>>> in EVERY ASPECT. How TF am I expected to defeated him?KYS, this thread is a scam. It’s over

 

[TheBasedCel]

Just get beheaded by physically superior Chad Theory

 

[HappilySingle]

I would martialartmaxx.

 

[TINMAN]

I would beat them using gorilla warfare

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

Just get beheaded by physically superior Chad Theory

win-win situation

 

[Deleted member 22237]

I'll be the arquebusier and I'll shoot down a chad knight.

in which periods?

 

[Deleted member 19971]

in which periods?

Medieval of course since the thread suggests it.
The arquebus was first introduced in the 15th century.

 

[Deleted member 22237]

Medieval of course since the thread suggests it.
The arquebus was first introduced in the 15th century.

yea i know that but which war

I myself would be a burgundian arquebusier in 15th

 

[zangano1]

Yes I ascend or die, it's a win either way

 

[Ropemaxx]

Yes I ascend or die, it's a win either way

based

 

[Deleted member 20811]

I hate Cheetos tbh

 

[Angry_runt]

Depends on so many things. Who's on my side and who's on theirs? What kind of equipment is everybody using? Do I have some time to train?

I'd fight to the death hand-to-hand though. I'd probably win too, especially against medieval dumbasses.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Yes ofc I always wanted to be a warrior of some sort
Also I could just camp and play dead on the ground while the rest fight for me lol

 

[Deleted member 19971]

yea i know that but which war

I myself would be a burgundian arquebusier in 15th

I don't know.. Spaniard I guess.

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

it would be fun either way

 

[IncelKing]

@BlkPillPres what would u do

Yes I ascend or die, it's a win either way

As incels, we have nothing to lose.

 

[youngcel39]

Lol sure if i can use a rifle

 

[BlkPillPres]

Fighting and dying in battle is a much better existence that what awaits a low tier male today

 

[IncelKing]

Fighting and dying in battle is a much better existence that what awaits a low tier male today

Most of us are already dead on the inside, better to just die than to keep sustaining a body which no longer contains a soul.

 

[based_meme]

No foid is worth your life. Steal one while the combatants are busy.

I would beat them using gorilla warfare

@ThoughtfulCel

 

[LastGerman]

Of course I would, even without the ascension part. In medieval times no female can emasculate me with driving and no driver licence in general. This time period is the optimal era for me.

 

[PassTheRope/Cope]

I would definitely win.
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[Swimcell]

I would love to Hundred Years Warmaxx. Sometimes I think about how fucking alpha Henry V must have felt slaughtering the French, then riding up to their King and fucking his daughter. Too bad his son was retarded.

Of course I would, even without the ascension part. In medieval times no female can emasculate me with driving and no driver licence in general. This time period is the optimal era for me.

You’d still have to ride a horse though, unless you were some fodder infantry. Best time for foot based warfare was the pike and shot era imo.

 

[LastGerman]

You’d still have to ride a horse though, unless you were some fodder infantry. Best time for foot based warfare was the pike and shot era imo.

The horse pill is also brutal but at least no females on horses. Only later on, females stole horses and now it is a females only thing. First they took the horses and now the cars. Mark my words.

 

[Marquis de Sade]

Depends on so many things. Who's on my side and who's on theirs? What kind of equipment is everybody using? Do I have some time to train?

I'd fight to the death hand-to-hand though. I'd probably win too, especially against medieval dumbasses.

I think you are severely underestimated the stamina required to fight in a medieval battle. Takes a lot out of you swinging that broadsword around, not to mention the variables you can't control like calvary charges towards you that you can't see, thousands of arrows falling out the sky etc.
If you could bring back some guns, landmines an that then you could singlehandedly turn the tide of war.