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Discussion Would you enter a platonic but equal relationship if it meant not being alone?

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Let's say you have the opportunity to get with a foid but no intimacy at all. No kissing, no sex, no affection. You are like roommates but married.

But its not betabuxx territory. Assume the foid would do equal housework, work equally to bring in income. She would take care of you when sick, do errands, go on vacations with you, e.g. Contribute roughly equally as much as you do. Let's even assume she wouldn't fuck Chad behind your back.

Would you do it if the alternative meant being alone for the rest of your life? Being within inches of a pussy your whole life but not able to access it?
 
Let's say you have the opportunity to get with a foid but no intimacy at all. No kissing, no sex, no affection. You are like roommates but married.

But its not betabuxx territory. Assume the foid would do equal housework, work equally to bring in income. She would take care of you when sick, do errands, go on vacations with you, e.g. Contribute roughly equally as much as you do. Let's even assume she wouldn't fuck Chad behind your back.

Would you do it if the alternative meant being alone for the rest of your life? Being within inches of a pussy your whole life but not able to access it?
would end up in my ruin. i wouldn't want to do anything with an foid.
 
if she was like a maid or a pretty older foid caretaker with big boobies that just stayed home instead of working then maybe, but 99% no
 
Let's say you have the opportunity to get with a foid but no intimacy at all. No kissing, no sex, no affection. You are like roommates but married.

But its not betabuxx territory. Assume the foid would do equal housework, work equally to bring in income. She would take care of you when sick, do errands, go on vacations with you, e.g. Contribute roughly equally as much as you do. Let's even assume she wouldn't fuck Chad behind your back.

Would you do it if the alternative meant being alone for the rest of your life? Being within inches of a pussy your whole life but not able to access it?
I already have that via my support workers
 
So basically like a sister? Already have one.
 
I'd rather shoot myself that just have a carrot dangling in front of my face my whole life relationships are nothing without sex as a different user already said it's the same as a sister
 
No. There's plenty of these arrangements out there. You see them often with ugly internet people. None of them seem happy.

I'm financially fine as is now, so there's no benefit.
 
Nah, I don't see the point. That sounds like having a decent roommate, but living alone seems better than having a roommate, no matter how much they contribute.
 
You are like roommates but married.
In theory: Yes, as long as she was easy to live with, could be depended on to always pay her half, and didn't own a dog.

In practice: No. I know in the hypothetical everything is equal and fair and it lasts for life (or if it ends, it ends fairly). But real life is a different story. For one, I just know that while the arrangement might start off equal, I'd end up having to pay more and more until I'm paying for almost everything. I've known guys who were in "50/50" relationships with women at first, and this is how they all ended up. More concerning though is the fact that we would be legally married, meaning at any time she could leave, take half my stuff, and make me pay alimony. I know prenups are a thing, but judges throw those out so often they're not worth the paper they're printed on.

I voted yes since the spirit of the question was to accept that the hypothetical scenario was a magical guarantee and that all of the downsides I listed above were magically guaranteed to never happen.
 
In theory: Yes, as long as she was easy to live with, could be depended on to always pay her half, and didn't own a dog.

In practice: No. I know in the hypothetical everything is equal and fair and it lasts for life (or if it ends, it ends fairly). But real life is a different story. For one, I just know that while the arrangement might start off equal, I'd end up having to pay more and more until I'm paying for almost everything. I've known guys who were in "50/50" relationships with women at first, and this is how they all ended up. More concerning though is the fact that we would be legally married, meaning at any time she could leave, take half my stuff, and make me pay alimony. I know prenups are a thing, but judges throw those out so often they're not worth the paper they're printed on.

I voted yes since the spirit of the question was to accept that the hypothetical scenario was a magical guarantee and that all of the downsides I listed above were magically guaranteed to never happen.

in this hypothetical say she would keep her end of the bargain. i don't think i could do it, be that close to pussy yet so far
 
Can I jerk off in front of her?
 
The rules are too strict, if I know for sure that I'll either be alone forever or I'll only have her, and have her forever, and never get to fuck her. Let's transpose this to a scenario that is more realistic and possible in real life: choose between going to live with this female friend/roommate who will never be interested in me romantically, or not. In that case I'd say yes. Having a friend more is better even if it's a foid that I want to fuck, it would drive me crazy if I stayed close to her too often and for too much time, but she'd be useful for things other than sex and maybe even raise my chances of ascension by trying to set me up with her female friends.
 
No I wouldn't want this. I'd rather sulk and be alone than be inches away from pussy yet being unable to obtain it.
 

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