
SwiftQuill
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So imagine you can get s girlfriend today. No rejections, no dating apps, no bullshit. You can get her as a gf instantly.
Here are the conditions.
The good:
I wouldn't date her.
Here are the conditions.
The good:
- She's a 6/10 Becky
- She has a lot of friends so you instantly gain a social circle
- You have sex 2 times a week
- She will never cheat you or look at other men
- She's very feminine
- Once in a while she cuddles with you
- She doesn't care about money
- You need to walk on eggshells around her, she is afraid of being dominated or toxic masculinity
- She's lazy at sex. She never blows you. She just lays there and expects you to do everything yourself.
- You can never cuddle with her. You must always hope and wait for her to do it. Otherwise she sees you as "needy".
- You need to hide your negative emotions 100% of the time. Even when you are depressed or angry. Otherwise she loses respect for you.
- She's lazy when it comes to driving so you must be the driver at all times.
- She loves going to the night club so you must take her there at least once a week. On a random day she picks. Otherwise she thinks you are boring and introverted.
- She receives more attention from you than she gives. She never compliments you for anything.
- She gets easily bored and annoyed so you need to clownmaxx almost 24/7
- She's a modern feminist and sometimes talks about the feminist religion and how "you guys have it soooo easy compared to us women".
- She has this retarded emotional thing, where she will occasionally start drama over something insignificant. And when that happens, no sex for a week.
- She 100% despises nerdy stuff. Intellectual topics or anime or videogames make her cringe.
- She either texts you way too much, or ghosts you. Depending on her mood.
I wouldn't date her.