Experiment Would you date 7/10 rated girl but you can only have sex 18x in one year? She can’t cheat on you, you can't cheat on her. She’s 22 and virgin

[The Wolf]

Kissing, snuggling and hugging do NOT count as sex, but masturbating does count as a sexual activity and therefore sex (for sake of the question)

- If anyone cheats, you or her will go to solitary confinement (being in a jail-cell alone, you can't leave it ever, you'll be alone with only 2 breads, water and 2 apples per day, books but no TV, no window, .5 hours per day you can go in a cage outside) for the next 50 years

- You can't have sex more than 2x per month. 50 years prison, in same cell.

- So you won't do either. And you can't trick this extremely smart and advanced system in any way, shape or form (just for the sake of the question)

 

[currycel⁰]

Yes

 

[Retardinator]

prison for 50 years.

foids would cheat anyway

 

[PersonalityChad]

Of course

 

[Diddy]

Braindead question.

 

[NihilisticSoul]

How is this even a question?

 

[The Wolf]

Braindead question.

Guilty as charged

 

[Puppeter]

Over

 

[Murder Mario]

Would do it.

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

You could lower her looks rating to 2/10 and make it 0x a month and I would still date her.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Water is wet

 

[hypersexcel]

You could lower her looks rating to 2/10 and make it 0x a month and I would still date her.

Fucking cuck. Jesus Christ. I hope you know you're the reason why it's so hard for men out here trying to date women. The massive overvalue you put on them even fucking 2/10s. Honestly you should rope

 

[Ellsworth]

Yes. If she sucks my dick does that count as sex?

If I tongue her asshole does that count? What about foot worship?

 

[LeFrenchCel]

So:
- cute, way over my looksmatch
- my age
- virgin
- loyal
- can cuddle/kiss her as much as I want

I would accept the deal even if it meant no sex at all.

 

[asdfghjqbbbb]

if it was a taylor swifty type gal

 

[Eugenicelsarefunny]

Better 18 times than 0

 

[The Wolf]

So:
- cute, way over my looksmatch
- my age
- virgin
- loyal
- can cuddle/kiss her as much as I want

I would accept the deal even if it meant no sex at all.

Fair enough. What if everything stayed the same, but she was 25?
And, you can only fuck 6x per year

 

[The Wolf]

Yes. If she sucks my dick does that count as sex?

If I tongue her asshole does that count? What about foot worship?

yes, all that counts as sex.

Masturbation in her proximity/close/on her counts as sex. (just my rules)

if you masturbate alone, without a video of her or her close, that's NOT sex

 

[ilieknothing]

Yes, it’s a significant improvement of what I have now. It is sex a little less than once a fortnight

 

[kaan]

very hard choice. i've spent many sleepless nights thinking about this very deep and intelligent question. after writing out all the pros and cons and pondering over it for the last week or so, i've come to a conclusion and am able to produce an answer:


Yes


this is the greatest thread in the history of the incelosphere. OP will go down as the greatest philosopher of our generation

 

[The Wolf]

very deep and intelligent question. i've come to a conclusion this is the greatest thread in the history of the incelosphere. OP will go down as the greatest philosopher of our generation

 

[Twinkcel]

No. And even if I ascend and got married in planing on cheating with escorts.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Fair enough. What if everything stayed the same, but she was 25?
And, you can only fuck 6x per year

I'd accept it too

 

[Swagpilled]

EIGHTEEN TIMES? yes???

 

[Asgard]

Braindead question.

 

[Therapywasaaste]

Yeah.

 

[Shrek]

So:
- cute, way over my looksmatch
- my age
- virgin
- loyal
- can cuddle/kiss her as much as I want

I would accept the deal even if it meant no sex at all.

 

[LWSHonker]

foids would cheat anyway

 

[Ellsworth]

Yes. If she sucks my dick does that count as sex?

yes, all that counts as sex.

Masturbation in her proximity/close/on her counts as sex. (just my rules)

if you masturbate alone, without a video of her or her close, that's NOT sex

Ok, I would still take the deal.

 

[Feeshtu]

Well, 18 times a year is still more than the average married guy gets.
I’ve talked married men who are friends. They get sex like once a month.

 

[PopeOfCope]

Absolutely. I'm currently having 0 sex per year with nobody. Even once a year would be an improvement. But more than once a month...and she wouldn't cheat on me? I could totally live like that. It's not *ideal* but I'm not in a position to be choosy, am I?

 

[Narcicel's Oneitis]

Yes

 

[PopeOfCope]

Well, 18 times a year is still more than the average married guy gets.
I’ve talked married men who are friends. They get sex like once a month.

Holy shit for real? Sex really is becoming Chads-only. Even normalfags are going to all be incels soon.

 

[buried_alive]

Braindead thread. How is this even a question? Right now we get nothing.

 

[The Wolf]

Brain question

Absolutely. I'm currently having 0 sex per year with nobody. Even once a year would be an improvement. But more than once a month...and she wouldn't cheat on me? I could totally live like that. It's not *ideal* but I'm not in a position to be choosy, am I?

- masturbating counts as 0.5 sex
- what if she were 25, but everything else stayed the same?

 

[Caesercel]

I mean two times a month is still more than I get. Are you telling me I can't fap AT ALL?

 

[PopeOfCope]

- masturbating counts as 0.5 sex
- what if she were 25, but everything else stayed the same?

Equally fine with me. And co-masturbating TWICE a month would be pretty dope. But just the knowledge I have a partner who wouldn't leave me for someone slightly better looking purely because they're more attractive? That would be awesome. And impossible.

 

[buried_alive]

- masturbating counts as 0.5 sex

What do you mean? You can't ascend by masturbating.

Why did you quote and change what I said?

 

[nystagmuscel]

How is this even a question?

 

[zangano1]

Yes

 

[The Wolf]

I mean two times a month is still more than I get. Are you telling me I can't fap AT ALL?

You can fap, I'm not a meanie... and doesn't count as sex, BUT your gf can't be in your sight, and you can't watch a video of her while fapping. You can only fap every other day

 

[The Wolf]

What do you mean? You can't ascend by masturbating.

Yes. I'm changing my mind. If you masturbate while you have a gf, you can't be looking at her or vid/pic of her. You can masturbate 2x per week, and it doesnt count as sex. You can have sex 18x per year

Why did you quote and change what I said?

I was kidding

 

[The Wolf]

Equally fine with me. And co-masturbating TWICE a month would be pretty dope. But just the knowledge I have a partner who wouldn't leave me for someone slightly better looking purely because they're more attractive? That would be awesome. And impossible.

Good answer, and yes, awesome and sadly impossible.
And I'd even chose the option if it was sex 1x per year, and 17x co-masturbation – which I for some reason never thought of before – but I imagine it's similarly good if not better (and less exhausting) than sex ?

 

[Caesercel]

You can fap, I'm not a meanie... and doesn't count as sex, BUT your gf can't be in your sight, and you can't watch a video of her while fapping. You can only fap every other day

Fair deal then. I'll just lie naked with her for a long time then fap afterwards

 

[The Wolf]

Fair deal then. I'll just lie naked with her for a long time then fap afterwards

Smart man right here !

 

[The Wolf]

How is this even a question?

Right, I'll make it harder

• She's a 6/10
• She's 25, but still a virgin
• You can have sex 16x per year, masturbation does not count as sex, BUT you can't be looking at her or vids/pics of her while masturbating. Co-masturbation and blowjobs do count as sex
• Rules of cheating stay the same (she can't cheat)

What's your response now?

 

[PopeOfCope]

Good answer, and yes, awesome and sadly impossible.
And I'd even chose the option if it was sex 1x per year, and 17x co-masturbation – which I for some reason never thought of before – but I imagine it's similarly good if not better (and less exhausting) than sex ?

I bet it is! Plus, you probably have better control over how quickly you climax. Not to mention significantly lower risk of pregnancy tbh. But this is all theoretical since I doubt this will ever happen to me.

 

[suicidecase]

In practical terms, yes, obviously. Because it's far better than the nothing I currently have. But I'd resent her for the sparsity of sex.

 

[FakeFakecel]

Fakecel if you wouldn't

 

[FakeFakecel]

Fucking cuck. Jesus Christ. I hope you know you're the reason why it's so hard for men out here trying to date women. The massive overvalue you put on them even fucking 2/10s. Honestly you should rope