Experiment Would you become a FBI (((glowie))) to ascend?

[Transcended Trucel]

Your offered a deal to get a prime Stacy gf of your choice but in exchange you have to become a glownjgger. you will bully your now ex incel comrades, attempt to bait them to go ER so FBI gets more funding, and other horrible/despicable shit.

You get 100kyr salary which scales with time/promotion too.

Would you do it?

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Was it worth it OP?

Government here would never offer something like this unfortunately/fortunately (?).

 

[crestfallencel]

if you can't beat em join em

 

[Deleted member 36465]

No.

 

[lukesxber]

no.

 

[Indari]

half the forum does this

 

[crvkek]

damn theyre on to me

 

[BETAMARTYR]

Fuck no. I hate their guts and they hate mine.

 

[fast_curry]

What about ascending with an FBI?

 

[Deleted member 41809]

What if I already am one?

 

[Tjaldur]

You can't pussy out with a 'Maby' vote, it's one or the other @Transcended Trucel

 

[Arch Anemone]

I could apply for the FBI, I have a clean record. I don't do drugs or even drink.

So dear FBI if you're hiring, msg me.

My best friend from high school is homeland security customs agent. He makes 100k+ a year.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

You can't pussy out with a 'Maby' vote, it's one or the other @Transcended Trucel

prolly no then unless the Stacy was that good

 

[Incel Loskberg]

Damn, getting a job would be great, but I don't think I would be able to make people go ER...

Or at least, it wouldn't feel right, unless it's done to woke people, that would be at least funny.

 

[curryboy420]

Yeah

 

[HyperVersager_4EVER]

Gotta keep it real, am poor without prospects
It's at least a stable, albeit morally revolting, job I can use to afford livelihood and copes
So yes

 

[HighTGymcel]

Yes but I would be a double agent

 

[nystagmuscel]

No glowing for your lack of genetics. They will ditch and eliminate (literally) you once you outlived your purpose, to avoid information leak.

Exactly, cope if you think that they would want our weak asses

 

[InMinecraft]

yes

 

[Deleted member 1269]

I'm many negative things, but a traitor is not one of them. I will never turn my back on anyone who shares my pain and suffering, the rest of humanity can go fuck themselves

 

[Cristo]

I can safely assume the next idiot will do it so I would take it.
Fuck yeah if it means ascending.

 

[CrackingYs]

FBI agent is a mega high profile job. It's like higher in status than being a pilot. I'd do that in a heartbeat if I had the cajones. Your life would be like a movie. Foids would be all over you. Only the really shitty FBI agents that everyone in the bureau hates have to spend their time searching for incels.

 

[DarkClown97]

No

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Yes in a heartbeat but I would tie her up(in elden ring) and share my Stacy gf with all you guys

cucked tbh

 

[Schery6]

half the forum does this

 

[텍스트]

Yes

 

[Substitute Subhuman]

Your offered a deal to get a prime Stacy gf of your choice but in exchange you have to become a glownjgger. you will bully your now ex incel comrades, attempt to bait them to go ER so FBI gets more funding, and other horrible/despicable shit.

You get 100kyr salary which scales with time/promotion too.

Would you do it?
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Of course. Prime Stacy and one hundred thousand shekels. What more could I ask for, except more shekels?