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SuicideFuel Would you be short for 5 million dollars?

holy cortisol spike
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idk it's at least a nice cope that i at least have one good physical trait
Being avrage here in Germanistan is really not that great. Honestly since my face is so fucked I'd rather be short and have enough money to be able to copemaxx. I am not going to ascend any time soon if ever so..... it doesn't matter. Having one good thing going is offset by all of my negative traits.
 
Being avrage here in Germanistan is really not that great. Honestly since my face is so fucked I'd rather be short and have enough money to be able to copemaxx. I am not going to ascend any time soon if ever so..... it doesn't matter. Having one good thing going is offset by all of my negative traits.
They only want talahons with old Mercedes and blank pistols
 
Give me 5 million dollars.
I can fuck bitches till I get a heart attack.
 
The problem is taxes, they take half of it depending on the country, so it's better to double it.
 
Learn 2 spot irony, my boy.
If the ER wasn't enough for you I will have to put in some quotes next time.
 
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They only want talahons with old Mercedes and blank pistols
True. If you aren't thugmaxxed then you ain't ascending here. I'm Romanian so maybe I could join the gypsy begger mafia.
 
I’d agree to that offer in a heartbeat, and I’m 5’3. Even if I was given an offer right now that asked if I’d rather magically grow to 6’3 or take 5,000,000 USD, I’d still rather take the money. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not denying that the heightpill isn’t brutal—but 5 million dollars?

I’d just immediately invest all of it and therefore never have to work again. I could easily live a nice upper-class life for the first 10 years of my life, only taking out 100,000 USD from my portfolio annually, then go on to live a luxurious one for the rest of my years.

I wouldn’t even have to go outside a single time if I didn’t want to. I’d just hire people to deliver my groceries and relax in my backyard.
 
I would say no because with my luck the moment I get the money on my account the US government would decide to print 60k trillions and give it to random people
 
Even if it was pln instead of dollars, considering my low spending and opportunities to make more money out of it...after doing the math I probably wouldn't have to work another day/leave my house when I don't want to for rest of my life + people hate my ass anyway...so yeah, maybe I'd take it.
 
i m already short and i don t have 5 million dollars
 

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Even some tallfags are blackpilled :lul: :lul: :lul:




"No, absolutely not. Having a massive and tall frame is one of the few things that money cant buy"



"Hell no. This isn't exactly the period in history where you want to be short as a guy lol. I feel it for our male brethen who got to be short kings.
We all know why."



"Someone did a study that said a short bro needs to earn at least 200k more than a tall bro to be equally attractive .
This is why"



"Nopes"



"Lmao most of yall have no idea how absolutely soul crushing and depressing being a 5’4 man is. I have 2 short friends around that height and they’re completely incel and miserable. The worst part? You can’t change it (unless surgery). You can always make money, you can’t make or decrease
 
Silly me choose being short for 0 dollars
 

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Even some tallfags are blackpilled :lul: :lul: :lul:




"No, absolutely not. Having a massive and tall frame is one of the few things that money cant buy"



"Hell no. This isn't exactly the period in history where you want to be short as a guy lol. I feel it for our male brethen who got to be short kings.
We all know why."



"Someone did a study that said a short bro needs to earn at least 200k more than a tall bro to be equally attractive .
This is why"



"Nopes"



"Lmao most of yall have no idea how absolutely soul crushing and depressing being a 5’4 man is. I have 2 short friends around that height and they’re completely incel and miserable. The worst part? You can’t change it (unless surgery). You can always make money, you can’t make or decrease height my tall brothers."

Yes but thats cause im an autist cel who cant work. Money is my biggest problem right now and reality is that i will never live a decent life if i dont get a windfall of it. Gonna be stuck as a poorcel. Forever begging the government. I can only work make 9 hours a week.
 
nah bro, im already short, it would nerf me evem more
but imagine if you could get 1000 trillion dollars for becoming as tiny as ant :soy: imagine how many switch 2 games you could buy :soy:
 
At this point in my life I would absolutely take the 5 million dollars. I'm a lifelong truecel regardless, muh height never got me anything, and I used to do A LOT of cold approaching and even morbidly obese women rejected me.

With 5 million dollars I'd never have to work or even go outside ever again. I'd buy a house with a big plot of land in middle america. Somewhere as secluded as possible while still having electricity, internet, amazon delivery, etc.

But ultimately it's a choice between "6'1 subhuman truecel who flips burgers at nearly 40 years old, lives in an apartment with roommates, and has a shitty stressful life" vs "5'4 subhuman truecel multimillionaire who owns a house and will never have to work again.". Basically "bad incel life vs good incel life." It's a no-brainer, and if any of you had to wageslave the jobs I've had, with the managers I've had, for as many years as I have, you'd jump on that 5 million dollars too.
 
At this point in my life I would absolutely take the 5 million dollars. I'm a lifelong truecel regardless, muh height never got me anything, and I used to do A LOT of cold approaching and even morbidly obese women rejected me.

With 5 million dollars I'd never have to work or even go outside ever again. I'd buy a house with a big plot of land in middle america. Somewhere as secluded as possible while still having electricity, internet, amazon delivery, etc.

But ultimately it's a choice between "6'1 subhuman truecel who flips burgers at nearly 40 years old, lives in an apartment with roommates, and has a shitty stressful life" vs "5'4 subhuman truecel multimillionaire who owns a house and will never have to work again.". Basically "bad incel life vs good incel life." It's a no-brainer, and if any of you had to wageslave the jobs I've had, with the managers I've had, for as many years as I have, you'd jump on that 5 million dollars too.
maybe one of the landwhales would say yes too.
 
I probably would, I'm already short anyway
 
if u had the milli
I'm sure I could be a betabuxxer if I were a multimillionaire, but I wouldn't.

My standards are extremely low, I've been rejected by women so fat they could barely walk, women who at the time were old enough to be my mother, single mothers, etc. But one thing I would never do is date someone who had zero attraction to me, has no feelings towards me (besides disgust and resentment) at all and only wanted money. I don't even see the point. I mean, you wouldn't want to be "friends" with someone who didn't even like being around you and was only using you for money? Then why would this arrangement be acceptable for a romantic partner?
 
I'm sure I could be a betabuxxer if I were a multimillionaire, but I wouldn't.

My standards are extremely low, I've been rejected by women so fat they could barely walk, women who at the time were old enough to be my mother, single mothers, etc. But one thing I would never do is date someone who had zero attraction to me, has no feelings towards me (besides disgust and resentment) at all and only wanted money. I don't even see the point. I mean, you wouldn't want to be "friends" with someone who didn't even like being around you and was only using you for money...why would this arrangement be acceptable for a romantic partner?
I'd just use her as a mobile fleshlight tbh.
 
I'd just use her as a mobile fleshlight tbh.
I just don't see the point. Even back when I actually had a libido I wouldn't have wanted to have sex with a woman who was clearly repulsed by me. I have too much self-awareness.
 
I just don't see the point. Even back when I actually had a libido I wouldn't have wanted to have sex with a woman who was clearly repulsed by me. I have too much self-awareness.
I can respect that. While I don't care much for how a woman feels about me at this point, idk if I can get passed her not being a virgin (escorts aren't my thing). I'd use the milli to hire a virgin maid fuck toy if possible. one can only dream.
 
"Hell no. This isn't exactly the period in history where you want to be short as a guy lol. I feel it for our male brethen who got to be short kings.
We all know why."

This is what confuses me.

That statement is objectively false. We've created a society that no longer needs tall men. We have tech, we have weapons, laws and a society as a whole that coddles and life-proofed the existence of foids. Tall men are technically obsolete. The emancipated toilet doesn't need a (tall) Chad anymore as she can call anyone to her rescue. Or use one of the many tools and gadgets at her disposal.

However no matter how many times you mention this to a foid, she can never answer. I've asked at least 20 foids this. They've all refused to answer. Not a single one gave a response to my question.

"Why do you like tall men? You have more than enough rights and protection now that tall men are obsolete. If you really wanted to prove how strong and emancipated you are, why not date a shorter man?"

Holy shit bros, just typing this infuriates me. Foids cannot think rationally and I just want them all rounded up like cattle and treated as such. How fucking depraved and useless are they????
 
I am already around that height so I would happily take the money
 
"Hell no. This isn't exactly the period in history where you want to be short as a guy lol. I feel it for our male brethen who got to be short kings.
We all know why."

This is what confuses me.

That statement is objectively false. We've created a society that no longer needs tall men. We have tech, we have weapons, laws and a society as a whole that coddles and life-proofed the existence of foids. Tall men are technically obsolete. The emancipated toilet doesn't need a (tall) Chad anymore as she can call anyone to her rescue. Or use one of the many tools and gadgets at her disposal.

However no matter how many times you mention this to a foid, she can never answer. I've asked at least 20 foids this. They've all refused to answer. Not a single one gave a response to my question.

"Why do you like tall men? You have more than enough rights and protection now that tall men are obsolete. If you really wanted to prove how strong and emancipated you are, why not date a shorter man?"

Holy shit bros, just typing this infuriates me. Foids cannot think rationally and I just want them all rounded up like cattle and treated as such. How fucking depraved and useless are they????
It's called woman and sexual preferences, it is like the peacock's tail all over again.
 
It's called woman and sexual preferences, it is like the peacock's tail all over again.
Their "sexual preference" should adapt as they force us to adapt. They behave like rancid river rat sluts but then retain the preferences of their grandmothers and great grandmothers? Bullshit. A foid doesn't know what she wants, except to be raped.
 
Their "sexual preference" should adapt as they force us to adapt. They behave like rancid river rat sluts but then retain the preferences of their grandmothers and great grandmothers? Bullshit. A foid doesn't know what she wants, except to be raped.
They didnt, their mothers and grandmothers didnt care as much, the more slutty they are the more picky they can afford to be. Since they are not trying to get male comitment. That is why it is so brutal
 
They didnt, their mothers and grandmothers didnt care as much, the more slutty they are the more picky they can afford to be. Since they are not trying to get male comitment. That is why it is so brutal
They all deserve to die in the most painful way possible
 
Beautiful to see bluepillers getting shat on in that comment section:feelsahh:.

Also, I'm definitely stealing this image:feelskek:

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Even some tallfags are blackpilled :lul: :lul: :lul:




"No, absolutely not. Having a massive and tall frame is one of the few things that money cant buy"



"Hell no. This isn't exactly the period in history where you want to be short as a guy lol. I feel it for our male brethen who got to be short kings.
We all know why."



"Someone did a study that said a short bro needs to earn at least 200k more than a tall bro to be equally attractive .
This is why"



"Nopes"



"Lmao most of yall have no idea how absolutely soul crushing and depressing being a 5’4 man is. I have 2 short friends around that height and they’re completely incel and miserable. The worst part? You can’t change it (unless surgery). You can always make money, you can’t make or decrease height my tall brothers."

Um... $5 million can make $20,000 a month in dividends... You don't even need to touch the $5 million.


$20,000 a month... For sure you can afford Stacy escorts...
 

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Even some tallfags are blackpilled :lul: :lul: :lul:




"No, absolutely not. Having a massive and tall frame is one of the few things that money cant buy"



"Hell no. This isn't exactly the period in history where you want to be short as a guy lol. I feel it for our male brethen who got to be short kings.
We all know why."



"Someone did a study that said a short bro needs to earn at least 200k more than a tall bro to be equally attractive .
This is why"



"Nopes"



"Lmao most of yall have no idea how absolutely soul crushing and depressing being a 5’4 man is. I have 2 short friends around that height and they’re completely incel and miserable. The worst part? You can’t change it (unless surgery). You can always make money, you can’t make or decrease height my tall brothers."

Reading this at 5’4 was brutal
 
With 5 million dollar i can finally live like a human i can buy car , house , new pc. Unfortunately i'm short and poor
 

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