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Would you be prepared to ascend?

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If a girl wanted to have sex with you, do you think you could perform well? If not, what would you do to prepare for it?
 
If a girl wanted to have sex with you, do you think you could perform well? If not, what would you do to prepare for it?
besides the fact my penis is 11cm and that i would cum in4 seconds

yes
 
No I wouldn't be able to get hard and I don't think I would be comfortable in that situation. I would have to go on nofap to prepare for it otherwise I will definitely not be able to get hard. Also I don't like being touched.
 
I would perform horribly from having a panic disorder but I would still try if I could
 
If a girl wanted to have sex with you, do you think you could perform well? If not, what would you do to prepare for it?
First she has to clean the whole jungle and the inside for 2 hours and then weel see
 
I would perform horribly from having a panic disorder but I would still try if I could
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No. I've fucked myself over with porn addiction and masturbation death-grip syndrome.
 
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No because I have never had any sexual experiences to practice
 
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No clue, will have to see soon. Although it won't be the same with an escort, I will still feel nervous and vulnerable.

Watching kissing / fucking / licking videos and reading shit online, also female solo masturbation and intimate lesbian sex videos, they ought to know best considering they both have a vagina themselves and have a female partner.

Bought some viagra in case I either can't get hard or just to get hard more often/for longer.

Cut down on the cooming.

Biggest worry is finishing too fast, not only because it would be humiliating but also because I want to enjoy my first time extensively.

Also ordered some Romanian Wipes, basically local anesthetics for your dick. Probably work, but I think I want to try without first. Kind of worried that I might get soft and struggle to get hard again, because these wipes do numb your dick a lot. Also worried it might reduce my own pleasure.

In a way, seeing the escort is also (as a bonus) a preperation for if I ever get a real gf.
 
I would rather have a relationship then have sex. But I'd mostly want head anyway.
 
I thought the title meant to be ready for a relationship. I think I would be ready to have sex..
 
I think no. I definitely won't be able to get hard, it's too much stress for me. Foids always humiliate me, my brains programed girl = she will do something bad to me.
 
I think I could, biggest problem for me is talking to foids because I never know what to say.
 
I'd pin her to the ground and ask her to tell me who she is working for.
 
I'd give her the most orgasmic experience she'll ever know.
 
yes idgaf if i have to stuff my flaccid white dick in a bitch and take 4 hours to cum i was born ready
 
If a girl wanted to have sex with you, do you think you could perform well? If not, what would you do to prepare for it?
I think so but I might ask my GP for some Viagra just incase. :feelsclown:
 
I think so but I might ask my GP for some Viagra just incase. :feelsclown:
I have a sample pack my dr gave me, I would quickly take those and hope for the best.
 
I won't be able to get hard or hold it for long since my dick got conditioned to stroke it with my hand. Wanking with my onahole is a war against my boner that disappears constantly and after 10+ minutes you finally make it hard, you will cum within few seconds of fucking that plastic thing. So much work for only slightly better orgasm, not worth it. I am a broken man thanks to the foids that never made my dick wet when i was a teen. I want my reparations in cash for the ED and mental pain and illnesses that foids caused me.
 
I don't think so according to my experiences with an escort. Other women than escorts require social skills which I lack as a non-NT and how I'm supposed to make one feel good without decent experience? A good escort just takes it and doesn't judge. This is important so I could have sex more and won't be told others how I suck at bed. I also have some sort of ED, it doesn't stay up without constant stimulation. Maybe the condomless sex would feel very different.
 
If a girl wanted to have sex with you, do you think you could perform well? If not, what would you do to prepare for it?
No, I couldn't.

Honestly, I didn't really give it a second thought. Maybe I should watch some educational videos, but it likely won't matter. I would hope she could just take the lead any maybe tell me what I should do?
 
I would get performance anxiety, because unlike chads, I have had zero practice. This is also partly why Ive not gone to an escort, yet.
 
I'd unironically watch an educational video on sex. I would also be worried about coming too soon normally, but since I'm on SSRI rn I don't have that concern.
 
I would get performance anxiety, because unlike chads, I have had zero practice. This is also partly why Ive not gone to an escort, yet.
I thought about going to an escort, but I fear that she will just manipulate me and teach me to be even worse at sex than I would have been if I never visited her.
 
I think I would do ok. Shy at first but once I'm in I'm good.
 
yes, but I would probably coom fast

I've even practised putting on condoms efficiently, but i think I may have a latex allergy because I get rashes every time I've tried it :feelsUnreal:
 
Trucels will never "ascend" only fakecels think about that shit
 
It's basically a third nipple down there so I don't think I could without getting a penis surgery
 
Why entertain such idiotic hypotheticals?
 
I have no idea, hope i do well but my biggest concern is will i be able to get hard or keep my stiffness with my anxiety due to my subhuman FACE
 

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